[ti:The House That Broke Me]
[ar:Cledus T. Judd]
[al:Parodyziac!!]
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[00:00.00]The House That Broke Me - Cledus T. Judd
[00:18.48]The new owners said
[00:20.63]Don't come back again
[00:24.22]But sir, this is where I'll spend my last dime
[00:30.58]Fannie Mae swore this would never happen
[00:36.45]Then I came home to that foreclosed sign
[00:41.41]I re-did those steps
[00:43.77]Added on a master bedroom
[00:48.01]Built a big new deck
[00:49.26]Put it all on my Master-card
[00:53.93]I guess I didn't know
[00:56.52]I thought my interest rate was low
[00:59.65]So I went ahead and sodded the yard
[01:05.75]I thought that when I bought this place I'd steal it
[01:11.13]But I didn't know how bad that the paint was a peeling
[01:17.37]I wish I died and someone else
[01:20.18]And I signed the loan all by myself
[01:26.27]I had no choice but to file bankruptcy
[01:31.18]This rehab was a travesty
[01:34.31]I hate the house that broke me
[01:43.44]Went on Craigslist after a couple beers
[01:50.24]Bought that house through Paypal sight unseen
[01:54.96]Over drawn but thought for sure if I had those heated floors
[02:01.59]It'd sell quick in a real estate magazine
[02:07.23]I wonder if that upstairs toilet's still leaking
[02:13.09]The first night there it fell right through that ceiling
[02:18.73]I bought a little duct tape and some JB Weld
[02:22.32]Thought that maybe I could fix it myself
[02:27.82]If you ever need a plumber don't call me
[02:32.57]I'm just as bad at carpentry
[02:35.87]At the house that broke me
[02:45.39]You lose your home
[02:46.32]Default on your loan
[02:47.44]And it moves Uncle Sam
[02:50.82]I lost all I had and this whole world
[02:53.99]And I still owe a hundred grand
[02:59.98]I thought I could afford those monthly payments
[03:05.53]But I lost my job and I burned right through my savings
[03:11.75]Freddie Mac said I qualifty
[03:14.71]But now I know that son of a lied
[03:20.39]I guess I watch too much HGTV
[03:25.33]Flipping house is a crazy
[03:28.58]I hate the house that broke me
[03:34.06]I'd like to blow up the house that broke me