[ti:刚刚好2]
[ar:刘刚;郭德纲]
[al:大脸猫爱吃鱼]
[by:]
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[00:00.10]刚刚好2 - 刘刚/郭德纲 (Degang Guo)
[00:00.20]词：耿小强
[00:00.30]曲：卢中强
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[00:01.15]郭：你呀 干点正事吧
[00:03.18]
[00:03.76]整天到晚的哎
[00:05.98]你整天到晚混得
[00:07.06]是一点正型也没有
[00:08.51]
[00:09.19]你看看人家
[00:10.13]开豪车的买大楼房的
[00:12.30]你看看你
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[00:13.81]你是一无所有
[00:14.91]
[00:15.51]你脚下的地在抖
[00:17.10]你身边的水在流
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[00:19.33]刘：你爸爸姓崔
[00:20.70]郭：你爸爸叫贱
[00:21.67]
[00:23.22]刘：2006 年火了的这个人
[00:27.84]
[00:29.96]有人预计他红不过年根
[00:33.30]
[00:36.79]年头到年尾和官司有缘分
[00:41.59]
[00:43.65]依然红火他艺多不压身
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[00:50.28]郭：床前依然明月光
[00:51.83]疑似一片地上霜
[00:53.53]举头总得望明月
[00:55.13]我名还叫郭德纲
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[00:58.04]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道
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[01:00.72]干坏事总以为鬼神不知道
[01:03.04]
[01:03.73]我们太让鬼为难了
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[01:07.31]刘：娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹
[01:09.85]
[01:10.63]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱
[01:13.15]
[01:14.01]是非恩怨没有征兆
[01:16.88]不过争得是个龙套
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[01:20.93]娱乐圈里装着炸药
[01:23.54]
[01:24.27]今天翻脸明天爆料
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[01:27.83]旧人在哭新人在笑
[01:30.27]赚得还是百姓腰包
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[01:33.39]合：刚刚好
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[01:36.78]我名气小
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[01:40.17]刚刚好
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[01:43.50]我胆子小
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[01:49.05]郭：三教九流各行各业
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[01:50.85]他的工作都对社会有意义
[01:52.93]
[01:53.61]哪怕是一个赶大车送菜的
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[01:56.38]驾驾驾 喔喔喔
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[01:59.61]我看着很羡慕啊
[02:00.97]我想夸他两句
[02:01.99]
[02:02.93]谁是我儿子 喔喔喔 哎呀
[02:06.00]
[02:06.71]给人民带来快乐
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[02:09.34]刘：谁给谁带来快乐
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[02:11.25]郭：最起码我快乐了很多
[02:12.75]
[02:13.66]谁是我孙子
[02:14.54]
[02:15.13]喔喔喔哎呀喝
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[02:17.47]刘：这位不长记性
[02:18.98]郭：谁是王八
[02:19.73]
[02:21.73]刘：他说什么呀
[02:22.64]郭：他提着鞭子过来了
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[02:24.71]刘：他来抽你了
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[02:26.13]郭：他有不厚道的一面
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[02:28.92]周董 and 了费玉清
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[02:32.50]孟广美 sorry 了众网民
[02:34.87]
[02:35.72]偷拍伤了阿娇的心
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[02:39.22]刘：张钰她睡觉睡出了名
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[02:42.68]郭：鹏菲生了一个小千金
[02:45.09]
[02:46.10]刘：张柏芝也跟着怀了孕
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[02:49.45]郭：石头疯了四两拨千斤
[02:52.45]刘：整容整到了范冰冰
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[02:55.30]合：刚刚好
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[02:58.64]我没怀孕
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[03:02.27]刚刚好
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[03:05.31]我没拍电影
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[03:11.15]郭：遇事你别老往上看
[03:12.78]
[03:13.51]你得往下看
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[03:15.35]刘：怎么往下看
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[03:16.92]郭：比如说啊 做买卖你赔钱了
[03:19.62]那还有跳楼的呢
[03:20.95]
[03:21.81]看着他你不是很快乐吗
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[03:24.50]刘：诶 没错
[03:25.47]郭：你这儿生一闺女
[03:26.53]你恨得慌 那还有没孩子的呢
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[03:29.34]刘：啊
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[03:30.29]郭：你那失业了
[03:31.18]这边还有失身的呢
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[03:33.45]刘：这没什么可比性啊
[03:34.66]
[03:35.29]郭：你想 你媳妇不要你了
[03:37.16]他也没要我啊
[03:38.25]
[03:39.66]刘：娱记们乱点着鸳鸯
[03:42.22]
[03:42.85]钻石李 beybey 了李湘
[03:45.70]郭：世界杯喊哑了黄健翔
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[03:49.05]刘：要选秀最好学师洋
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[03:53.29]宪哥主持到了中央
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[03:56.63]祖德要变性穿女装
[03:59.52]郭：老太太死咬着赵忠祥
[04:02.54]刘：隐私被博客全曝光
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[04:05.52]合：刚刚好
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[04:08.88]我没乱讲
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[04:12.58]刚刚好
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[04:15.80]我还正常
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[04:20.58]郭：早上四点就得起
[04:22.10]出去练轻功去
[04:23.24]
[04:23.86]刚一出去 警察过来了
[04:26.06]嗨 喊我 我心里不亏啊
[04:28.63]
[04:29.28]我没犯事啊 干嘛啊
[04:31.90]晨练都不许嘛
[04:32.88]
[04:33.65]许 回去把裤子穿上
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[04:37.76]刘：干什么也没有光着出来的
[04:39.60]郭：起猛了
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[04:41.50]刘：到底为什么我们有点厌倦
[04:46.26]
[04:48.36]到底怎样明星才能成仙
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[04:55.06]得道去西天
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[04:58.54]能不能还要脸
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[05:02.18]合：刚刚好
[05:02.69]
[05:03.43]我没疯癫
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[05:08.86]刚刚好
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[05:10.43]郭：我有于谦
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[05:15.66]合：刚刚好
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[05:17.09]就快过年
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[05:21.35]郭：哎 干嘛呢你
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[05:23.38]逮那个飞机拉线的