[ti:Secret Prestrictions from the Past]
[ar:Jed Davis]
[al:Small Sacrifices Must Be Made!]
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[00:00.00]Secret Prestrictions From The Past (Explicit) - Jed Davis
[00:32.44]Dude so the other night i'm at this house party
[00:35.04]Dude and dude
[00:36.46]There is this dude there who looks kind of like a douchebag dude
[00:39.48]Like dude
[00:40.85]Hes walking around with one of those black and white marble composition notebooks
[00:45.73]Dude dude you know what i'm talking about dude
[00:48.38]And dude hes reading from it to all these different girls dude
[00:52.40]So dude i go over to this dude and i'm like
[00:54.84]Dude let me see this book dude
[00:56.09]And dude upon the cover dude
[00:58.21]This dude has inscribed the title secret prestrictions from the past dude
[01:30.50]Dude i'm like what the hell is this crap supposed to be dude
[01:34.05]And dude hes like oh well dude
[01:36.07]This is my poetry dude
[01:37.83]And dude he opens the book to a poem called the rose dude
[01:42.83]Alls i'm gonna say is this poems called the rose dude
[01:45.96]So dude i'm like really dude
[01:47.94]This sucks its totally cliché dude and dude he says
[01:52.28]Dude you clearly do not get it dude dude
[01:54.89]This is a metaphor dude—the rose is about a girl
[01:59.56]The girl is the rose dude
[02:02.91]Dude i don't even know what to say at this point
[02:05.23]Dude so dude
[02:06.50]I'm just like
[02:07.07]Dude i regret to inform you that you are probably
[02:10.98]Not the first person to ever compare a girl to a rose in a poem
[02:16.89]Dude and dude furthermore
[02:19.40]If your intention is to get girls to have sex with you
[02:22.09]Dude you might want to consider not reading them poetry that is stupid and bad
[02:26.71]Dude and also dude prestrictions is not an actual word dude
[02:31.70]And hes like dude of course it is dude
[02:33.94]So i'm like
[02:34.56]Okay then dude what does it mean
[02:36.41]What does prestrictions mean dude and he says oh dude well you know dude
[02:40.20]Its like when something is prestricted dude
[02:42.91]And i'm like
[02:43.56]Dude you cannot define a word using the word itself dude
[02:48.56]In fact dude
[02:49.46]The only thing anyone can say about
[02:51.08]These prestrictions is that they already happened and nobodys supposed to know dude
[02:55.50]Because apparently they are secret prestrictions from the past dude
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