Da-da-damn, da-da-damn!

He said I burned the toast, but I didn’t even roast,
Now we’re fighting over eggs like it’s some kinda ghost.
Coffee spilled all over, he’s yelling “What’s wrong?”
I’m just trying to eat, but this ain’t no love song!

Damn breakfast, damn breakfast...

Why you gotta start the day with drama?
Toast is cold, my patience grows smaller.
But hey, maybe we can laugh about it later,
For now, let’s blame it on the pancakes and bacon!

Pancakes and bacon, pancakes and bacon...

IT’S THE DAMN BREAKFAST, FIGHTING IN THE MORNING,
EGGS AND TOAST GOT US BOTH IGNORING!
CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE WASTING OUR DAY?
BLAME IT ON THE DAMN BREAKFAST, NOT OKAY!

[Repeats]
NOT OKAY, NOT OKAY...

chee kee ya, chee kee ya…

He says the syrup’s sticky, but so is his mood,
We’re throwing forks around like we’re in a food feud.
Orange juice went flying, cereal’s on the floor,
This kitchen’s turned into a warzone—what’s it for?

Damn breakfast, damn breakfast...

Why you gotta start the day with drama?
Toast is cold, my patience grows smaller.
But hey, maybe we can laugh about it later,
For now, let’s blame it on the pancakes and bacon!

IT’S THE DAMN BREAKFAST, FIGHTING IN THE MORNING,
EGGS AND TOAST GOT US BOTH IGNORING!
CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE WASTING OUR DAY?
BLAME IT ON THE DAMN BREAKFAST, NOT OKAY!

NOT OKAY, NOT OKAY...

(Ooooh…) Maybe we should take a break,
(Ooooh…) Before things really escalate.
(Ooooh…) Love isn’t always perfect,
(Ooooh…) But neither is your omelet.

IT’S THE DAMN BREAKFAST, FIGHTING IN THE MORNING,
EGGS AND TOAST GOT US BOTH IGNORING!
CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE WASTING OUR DAY?
BLAME IT ON THE DAMN BREAKFAST, NOT OKAY!