[ti:My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him]
[ar:Julie Andrews]
[al:Four Classic Albums (My Fair Lady / Julie Andrews Sings / The Lass With The Delicate Air / Tell It Again) (Digitally Remastered)]
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[00:00.43]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go
[00:03.25]After such a triumph as the ball
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[00:05.87]What could've depressed
[00:07.21]What could've possessed
[00:08.20]I cannot understand the wretch at all
[00:10.30]My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews
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[00:20.67]Women are irrational that's all there is to that
[00:22.73]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags
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[00:25.44]They're nothing but exasperating irritating
[00:27.40]Vacillating calculating agitating
[00:29.16]Maddening and infuriating hags
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[00:38.19]Pickering
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[00:39.53]Why can't a woman be more like a man
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[00:42.70]Hmm
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[00:43.74]Yes
[00:44.27]Why can't a woman be more like a man
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[00:48.00]Men are so honest so thoroughly square
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[00:51.13]Eternally noble historic'ly fair
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[00:54.44]Who when you win will always give your back a pat
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[00:57.85]Well why can't a woman be like that
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[01:01.80]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do
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[01:05.11]Can't a woman learn to use her head
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[01:08.45]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do
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[01:11.22]Why don't they grow up well like their father instead
[01:14.50]Why can't a woman take after a man
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[01:17.79]Men are so pleasant so easy to please
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[01:20.98]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease
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[01:24.29]Would you be slighted if i didn't speak for hours
[01:26.61]Of course not
[01:27.29]Would you be livid if i had a drink or two
[01:29.49]Nonsense
[01:30.17]Would you be wounded if i never sent you flowers
[01:32.54]Never
[01:33.13]Well why can't a woman be like you
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[01:37.08]One man in a million may shout a bit
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[01:40.45]Now and then there's one with slight defects
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[01:43.54]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit
[01:46.14]But by and large we are a marvelous sex
[01:49.99]Why can't a woman take after like a man
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[01:53.21]Men are so friendly good natured and kind
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[01:56.26]A better companion you never will find
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[01:59.60]If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow
[02:02.11]Of course not
[02:02.80]If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss
[02:04.71]Nonsense
[02:05.28]Would you complain if i took out another fellow
[02:07.71]Never
[02:08.18]Well why can't a woman be like us
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[02:13.52]Mrs pearce you're a woman
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[02:17.00]Why can't a woman be more like a man
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[02:20.76]Men are so decent such regular chaps
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[02:24.17]Ready to help you through any mishaps
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[02:27.39]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum
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[02:30.80]Why can't a woman be a chum
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[02:34.82]Why is thinking something women never do
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[02:38.33]Why is logic never even tried
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[02:41.65]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do
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[02:44.75]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside
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[02:48.33]Why can't a woman behave like a man
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[02:51.42]If i was a woman who'd been to a ball
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[02:54.70]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all
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[02:57.94]Would i start weeping like a bathtub overflowing
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[03:00.92]And carry on as if my home were in a tree
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[03:03.71]Would i run off and never tell me where i'm going
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[03:06.82]Why can't a woman be like we
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