[ti:Wonderful Town, Act I: "One hundred easy ways to lose a man" (Ruth)]
[ar:Sir Simon Rattle]
[al:Bernstein: Wonderful Town]
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[00:00.10]Bernstein: Wonderful Town, Act 1: "One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man" (Ruth) - Sir Simon Rattle/Kim Criswell
[00:00.20]Composed by：Leonard Bernstein
[00:00.75]Girls are you constantly bothered
[00:02.35]By the cloying attentions of the male sex
[00:04.89]Well heres the solution for you
[00:07.05]Get ruth sherwoods new bestseller
[00:09.30]One hundred easy ways to lose a man
[00:16.17]Chapter one
[00:17.64]Now the first way to lose a man
[00:22.50]You've met a charming fellow and you're out for a spin
[00:27.12]The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin
[00:31.73]Don't bat your eyes and say what a romantic spot were in
[00:37.81]Just leap out crawl under the car
[00:39.25]Say it's the gasket and fix it
[00:40.46]In two seconds flat with a bobby pin
[00:43.11]Thats a good way to lose a man
[00:47.31]He takes you to a baseball game
[00:49.52]You sit knee to knee
[00:51.88]He says the next man up at bat will bunt you'll see
[00:56.75]Don't say oooh what's a bunt
[00:59.42]This games too hard for little me
[01:03.53]Just say bunt are you nuts
[01:05.66]With one out two men on base
[01:06.88]And a left-handed batter coming up
[01:07.82]You'll walk right into a
[01:08.74]Triple play just like it happened in
[01:09.82]The fifth game of the world series in 1923
[01:13.17]Thats a sure way to lose a man
[01:17.23]A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man
[01:20.50]A splendid way to lose a man
[01:23.42]Just throw your knowledge in his face
[01:25.55]Hell never try for second base
[01:31.47]Ninety-eight ways to go
[01:33.57]The third way to lose a man
[01:38.27]The life-guard at the
[01:39.48]Beach that all the girlies adore
[01:43.02]Swims bravely out to save
[01:45.11]You through the oceans roar
[01:47.85]Don't say oh thanks I would
[01:49.87]Have drowned in just one second more
[01:53.79]Just push his head under water and yell
[01:55.44]Last one in is a rotten
[01:57.06]Egg and race him back to shore
[02:00.68]Thats a swell way to lose a man
[02:04.84]You've found your perfect mate
[02:06.56]And it's been love from the start
[02:09.44]He whispers you're the one to who I give my heart
[02:14.47]Don't say I love you too my dear let's never never part
[02:21.71]Just say I'm afraid you've made a grammatical error
[02:24.11]It's not to who I give my
[02:25.37]Heart it's to whom I give my heart
[02:27.41]You see with the use of the preposition
[02:28.56]To who becomes the indirect object
[02:30.21]Making the use of whom imperative which
[02:31.74]I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart
[02:35.62]Thats a fine way to lose a man
[02:39.86]A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man
[02:42.93]A dandy way to lose a man
[02:45.77]Just be more well-informed than he
[02:48.52]You'll never hear o promise me
[02:52.69]Just show him where his grammar errs
[02:55.68]Then mark your towels hers and hers
[02:59.38]Yes girls you too can lose your man
[03:02.36]If you will use ruth sherwoods plan
[03:05.73]One hundred easy ways to lose a man