Bobby drinks until he cries
Always says the same thing twice
The same thing twice
Charlie don’t know how to drive
It’s a miracle he’s still alive
They’re both fun and they’re both fine
People wonder which one I call mine (mm)
This may come as a surprise
And you may wonder why

But they’re just guy friends
And I like when
They don’t whine
There’s no bullshitting
They don’t talk about you when you’re not with em’
Other girls can take the benefits
Oh but I will keep the rest of it
When the night ends
They’re just guy friends

Dan did try to kiss me once
But he was sad and he had just been dumped (mm)
Christopher is super gay
And Dave likes older women anyway
I don’t worry when we dance (we dance)
Or when we go to fancy restaurants (mm)
That something more is on their mind
We’re just drinking wine

And they’re just guy friends
And I like when
They don’t whine
There’s no bullshitting
They don’t talk about you when you’re not with em’
Other girls can take the benefits
Oh but I will keep the rest of it
When the night ends
They’re just guy friends

Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-ooh
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

They’re just guy friends
And I like when
They don’t whine
There’s no bullshitting
What you’re seeing is what you’re getting
Other girls can take the benefits

Oh but I will keep the rest of it
They’re not my men
They’re just guy friends
And when the night ends
They’re just guy friends