[ti:Online (In the Style of Brad Paisley) (Demo Vocal Version)]
[ar:ProSource Karaoke]
[al:Online (In the Style of Brad Paisley) (Karaoke Version) - Single]
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[00:00.00]Online (In the Style of Brad Paisley) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke
[00:11.15]Written by：Brad Paisley/Charles Dubois/Chris Dubois/John Lovelace/Kelley Lovelace
[00:22.30]I work down at the Pizza Pit
[00:25.62]And I drive and old Hyundai
[00:29.44]I still live with my mom and dad
[00:32.77]I'm 5'3 and overweight
[00:35.94]I'm a sci-fi fanatic
[00:37.99]Mild asthmatic
[00:39.89]Never been to 2nd base
[00:43.02]But there's a whole another me
[00:45.16]That you need to see
[00:47.17]Go check out Myspace
[00:50.49]'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
[00:53.96]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[00:57.76]I drive a Maserati
[00:59.26]I'm a black belt in Karate
[01:00.94]And I love a good glass of wine
[01:04.79]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[01:08.18]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[01:11.99]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[01:15.87]Chat with two women at one time
[01:18.94]I'm so much cooler online
[01:22.69]So much cooler online
[01:26.79]I get home I kiss my mom
[01:29.64]And she fixes me a snack
[01:33.61]I head down to my basement bedroom
[01:37.60]And fire up my Mac
[01:41.08]In real life the only time I
[01:44.32]Ever even been to L.A.
[01:47.36]Was when I got the chance with the marching band
[01:50.93]To play tuba in the Rose Parade
[01:55.01]Online I live in Malibu
[01:58.84]I posed for Calvin Kline I've been in GQ
[02:02.18]I'm single and I'm rich
[02:03.70]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
[02:09.33]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[02:13.32]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[02:16.49]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[02:20.13]Chat with two women at one time
[02:23.33]I'm so much cooler online
[02:27.33]Yeah I'm cooler online
[02:30.51]When you got my kinda stacks it's hard to get a date
[02:34.53]Let alone a real girlfriend
[02:37.66]But I grow another foot
[02:39.38]And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
[02:59.66]Online I'm out in Hollywood
[03:03.45]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[03:06.86]Even on a slow day I can have a three way
[03:10.22]Chat with two women at one time
[03:13.50]I'm so much cooler online
[03:17.34]Yeah I'm cooler online
[03:20.65]I'm so much cooler online
[03:24.55]Yeah I'm cooler online
[03:28.55]Yeah he's cooler online
[03:31.69]Yeah I'm cooler online
[03:35.30]Yeah he's cooler online
[03:38.85]Yeah I'll see online
[03:42.54]Yeah he's cooler online
[03:46.05]Yeah I'm cooler online
[03:49.26]Oh yeah he's cooler online