[ti:Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb]
[ar:Allan Sherman]
[al:For Swingin' Livers Only]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
[00:12.82]Grow Mrs Goldfarb fatter fatter
[00:16.84]Pile the potatoes on your platter
[00:21.16]Listen to me 'cause I'm your hubby
[00:25.08]I just adore you plump and chubby
[00:29.07]I got a letter from the state Dear
[00:33.17]You're gonna need a license plate Dear
[00:37.29]My little elephant joke come true
[00:41.47]Chew Mrs Goldfarb chew
[00:49.82]There is so much more of you
[00:53.20]More to adore of you
[00:55.29]'Cause you're not slender
[00:58.05]In your white dress you're a doll
[01:01.52]Big as the Taj Mahal
[01:03.55]In all it's splendor
[01:06.36]When you're in department stores
[01:09.79]Don't use revolving doors
[01:11.80]You might get stuck Dear
[01:14.53]When you use the telephone
[01:17.99]Go in the booth alone
[01:20.06]And lots of luck Dear
[01:22.83]You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon
[01:27.23]Three dozen eggs one coffee cake and
[01:31.32]Then you had something really awful
[01:35.43]Four kippered herrings on a waffle
[01:39.62]Nine English muffins one baked apple
[01:43.80]Boston cream pie Philadelphia scrapple
[01:47.95]Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch
[01:51.98]Then you said "What's for lunch "
[02:00.70]Sweetheart you are giant size
[02:04.09]You are Lane Bryant size
[02:06.01]My darling Myrtle
[02:08.71]Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled
[02:12.36]You ate so much you killed
[02:14.47]Your living girdle
[02:17.49]Have another dozen shrimp
[02:20.93]My lovely little blimp
[02:23.21]Don't count a calorie
[02:25.81]I have just received a stub
[02:29.32]I owe the Diner's Club
[02:31.50]A whole year's salary
[02:34.47]Eat Mrs Goldfarb daily nightly
[02:38.57]Eat though your chair is bending slightly
[02:42.70]Love of my life I'm glad I found you
[02:46.85]Each day I take a walk around you
[02:51.14]I can't forget when we got married
[02:55.27]Over the threshhold I got carried
[02:59.45]No other bride would be so sweet
[03:06.08]Eat Mrs Goldfarb Eat