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[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
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[00:00.00]Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00.62]Once not very long ago I was respected
[00:05.30]I was popular (popular)
[00:07.84]But now I hang my head in shame
[00:15.57]My life is filled with such regret
[00:19.19]Of that mistake I can't forget
[00:23.13]And now I'll never be the same
[00:40.72]Ringtone
[00:41.41]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[00:44.91]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking)
[00:50.33]My friends all stare at me
[00:52.58]Whenever I get a call
[00:58.63]Well everybody (everybody)
[01:01.69]Everybody (everybody)
[01:04.75]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[01:11.05]When my phone goes off at work
[01:12.98]I look like the biggest jerk
[01:14.17]Total strangers want to slap me around
[01:17.21]When it's ringing on the terrace
[01:18.77]My neighbors get embarrassed
[01:19.58]They're beggin' me to move out of town
[01:23.45]Well it made my wife so sick
[01:25.07]She smashed my iPhone with a brick
[01:26.57]But I had it fixed and now it's just fine
[01:29.57]It's a pain I sure don't need it
[01:31.87]And I probably should delete it
[01:33.00]But for me that would be crossing the line
[01:35.81]'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
[01:39.28]Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone
[01:42.34]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[01:45.47]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I
[01:51.34]My friends all stare at me
[01:53.15]Whenever I get a call
[01:59.01]Well everybody (everybody)
[02:01.82]Everybody (everybody)
[02:05.13]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
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[02:30.34]Ahhh
[02:36.39]Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
[02:39.43]Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
[02:42.61]Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
[02:45.66]Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
[02:48.67]All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
[02:51.46]All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
[02:54.90]Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea
[02:57.39]Every single person everywhere unanimously
[03:01.52]Everybody (everybody)
[03:03.76]Everybody (everybody)
[03:07.06]Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
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