[ti:The Streak]
[ar:Ray Stevens]
[al:Greatest Hits]
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[00:00.00]The Streak - Ray Stevens
[00:03.98]Hello everyone this is your action news reporter
[00:05.68]With all the news that is news across the nation
[00:07.64]On the scene at the supermarket
[00:09.09]There seems to have been some disturbance here
[00:11.28]Pardon me sir did you see what happened
[00:13.25]Yeah I did I's standing over there by the
[00:15.70]To maters and here he come running through the
[00:17.72]Pole beans through the fruits and vegetables kidney as a jay bird
[00:21.76]And I hollered over Ethel I said don't look
[00:23.98]Ethel but it's too late she'd already been incensed
[00:27.94]Here he comes look at that look at that
[00:29.93]There he goes look at that look at that
[00:32.29]And he ain't wearing no clothes
[00:34.58]Oh yes they call him the streak
[00:37.52]Look at that look at that
[00:38.80]Fastest thing on two feet
[00:41.82]Look at that look at that
[00:42.64]He's just as proud as he can be
[00:45.38]Of his anatomy
[00:46.82]He going give us a peek
[00:50.55]Oh yes they call him the streak
[00:53.47]Look at that look at that
[00:54.71]He likes to show off his physique
[00:57.23]Look at that look at that
[00:58.29]If there's an audience to be found
[01:00.79]He'll be streaking around
[01:02.56]Inviting public critique
[01:05.72]This is your action news reporter once again
[01:07.53]And we're here at the gas station pardon me
[01:09.88]Sir did you see what happened
[01:11.32]Yeah I did I's just in here getting my car
[01:14.63]Checked he just appeared out of the traffic
[01:17.87]Come streaking around the grease rack there
[01:20.06]Didn't have nothing on but a smile
[01:22.93]I looked in there and Ethel was getting her a cold drink
[01:25.31]I hollered don't look Ethel but it was too late
[01:29.23]She'd already been mooned flashed her right
[01:32.75]There in front of the shock absorbance
[01:36.42]He ain't crude look at that look at that
[01:38.07]He ain't lewd look at that look at that
[01:40.07]He's just in the mood to run in the nude
[01:42.73]Oh yes they call him the streak
[01:45.98]Look at that look at that
[01:47.12]He likes to turn the other cheek
[01:50.00]Look at that look at that
[01:51.10]He's always making the news
[01:53.23]wearing just his tennis shoes
[01:55.21]Guess you could call him unique
[01:59.02]Once again your action news reporter in the booth
[02:01.23]At the gym covering the disturbance at
[02:02.97]The basketball playoff
[02:04.55]Pardon me sir did you see what happened
[02:06.80]Yeah I did half time I's just going down that to
[02:10.24]Get Ethel a snow cone
[02:12.69]And here he come right out of the cheap seats
[02:14.86]Dribbling right down the middle of the court
[02:17.73]Didn't have on nothing but his pf's made
[02:20.25]A hook shot and got out through the concessions stand
[02:22.67]I hollered up at Ethel I said don't look Ethel
[02:26.10]But it was too late she'd already got a free shot
[02:30.45]Grandstanding right there in front of the home team
[02:36.79]Oh yes they call him the streak
[02:39.96]Look at that look at that
[02:41.06]The fastest thing on two feet
[02:44.01]Look at that look at that
[02:44.79]He's just as proud as he can be
[02:47.73]Of his anatomy
[02:49.05]He's gonna give us a peek
[02:52.75]Oh yes they call him the streak
[02:55.69]Look at that look at that
[02:56.70]He likes to show off his physique
[03:00.11]Look at that look at that
[03:00.96]If there's an audience to be found
[03:03.25]He'll be streaking around
[03:04.88]Inviting public critique
[03:08.91]Oh yes they call him the streak
[03:12.75]He likes to show off his physique