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[00:01.86]米悠笑话堂
[00:03.42]快乐短短短
[00:08.59]米悠的专属提醒
[00:13.10]米悠吃了毛豆消化不良
[00:15.56]肚子一直咕咕噜噜
[00:17.54]时不时就创造一个新鲜的屁
[00:20.36]被妈妈从录音棚赶出来之后
[00:23.05]米悠跑到了爸爸的房间
[00:25.27]果不其然
[00:26.25]没一会儿
[00:27.11]米悠又悄悄的放了个屁
[00:30.37]诶
[00:30.59]米悠
[00:31.25]你快看看
[00:31.69]是不是小狗拉粑粑了
[00:33.68]没有
[00:34.24]我看了
[00:34.96]估计是*了吧
[00:36.58]Two thousand years later
[00:39.72]米悠
[00:40.36]你看看是不是小狗拉粑粑了
[00:42.65]没有
[00:43.19]是*了
[00:44.49]小狗估计消化不良啊
[00:46.07]Two thousand years later
[00:48.39]唉呀
[00:49.69]米悠
[00:50.33]爸爸受不了了
[00:51.35]这狗怎么总是*啊
[00:53.31]爸爸
[00:53.73]我建议你开通一个专属提醒
[00:56.33]弟弟要是*了
[00:57.49]我一定提前提醒你
[00:59.49]只要一根棒棒糖
[01:00.77]价格公道哦
[01:02.69]小狗*你还能预测
[01:04.67]你是小狗肚子里的蛔虫啊
[01:06.79]诶嘿嘿
[01:07.53]爸爸
[01:08.01]你给我一次机会
[01:09.43]让你看看你女儿的专业水准
[01:12.37]好吧
[01:13.03]就一根棒棒糖
[01:14.25]不准的话要退钱啊
[01:16.15]我保证准确无误
[01:18.44]Two thousand years later
[01:21.56]爸爸做好准备
[01:22.70]小狗要*啦
[01:23.70]啊
[01:24.86]撤离撤离
[01:25.30]哎
[01:26.46]米悠
[01:26.68]你怎么不走啊
[01:27.52]不怕臭吗
[01:28.99]爸爸
[01:29.19]你先走
[01:29.91]我垫后
[01:31.29]过了一会儿
[01:32.37]米悠妈妈出来喝水
[01:34.80]唉
[01:35.02]老婆
[01:35.52]我跟你说啊
[01:36.38]你又有个超能力
[01:37.90]它可以预测小狗什么时候*呢
[01:40.64]好啊
[01:41.54]你确定是你女儿预测的
[01:44.36]那还能有假的
[01:45.66]刚才好几次它都预测准了呀
[01:47.14]咦哟
[01:47.22]哈哈哈哈哈
[01:49.99]呵呵
[01:50.61]有没有可能这个屁就是你女儿制造的呢
[01:54.49]啊
[01:55.35]米悠
[01:56.45]还我棒棒糖
[01:57.75]还我妈生费呀
[01:58.97]哈哈哈哈
[02:00.47]甭管是谁放的
[02:02.05]你就说我提醒的准不准吧