Why are we all here today?
Blackfire Rekords have written us a new song.
No, I'm not singing a stupid Christmas song.
I don't mind doing it I think it looks good.
Then this one is all yours.

Christmas is for giving, in a world that's unforgiving, life can feel blue, but we still love you.

Don't feel bad if you're alone, families suck they mostly moan I wanted this, and i wanted that, gimme gimme gimme, i'm a spoilt brat.

Oh If you think Christmas sucks, sing along with us, put you stupid turkey leg straight up your butts.
Oh If you think Christmas sucks, say no, like us, buy yourself a gift and have a chestnut.

All the shops are busy, we just find it dreary, wasting lots of money, some think they need a puppy.

Don't feel bad if you're alone, families suck they mostly moan I wanted this, and i wanted that, gimme gimme gimme, i'm a spoilt brat.

Oh If you think Christmas sucks, sing along with us, put you stupid turkey leg straight up your butts.
Oh If you think Christmas sucks, say no, like us, buy yourself a gift and have a chestnut.

Oh Oh do you think Christmas sucks
Oh Oh there's too much fuss

Oh If you think Christmas sucks, sing along with us, put you stupid turkey leg straight up your butts.
Oh If you think Christmas sucks, say no, like us, buy yourself a gift and have a chestnut.

Is this all our producers got us for Christmas a cheesy song?
I guess so, it could be worse they could have turned us into Turkeys.
Don't be so ungrateful girls it's Christmas.

Merry Christmas everybody.