[ti:The Internet is For Porn]
[ar:Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon]
[al:Avenue Q]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:00.00]The Internet Is for Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon/Avenue Q Ensemble
[00:00.13]Written by：T. BERGLING/EBERT
[00:00.27]Finally
[00:01.30]I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself
[00:05.52]And I'm gonna teach something relevant
[00:07.55]Something modern
[00:09.02]The internet
[00:10.16]Oh
[00:10.99]The internet is really really great
[00:14.72]For porn
[00:16.01]I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
[00:19.97]For porn
[00:20.72]What
[00:21.30]There's always some new site
[00:23.35]For porn
[00:23.99]I browse all day and night
[00:25.94]For porn
[00:26.75]It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
[00:30.31]For porn
[00:31.48]Trekkie
[00:31.99]The internet is for porn
[00:34.35]The internet is for porn
[00:36.19]What are you doing
[00:37.23]Why you think the net was born
[00:39.62]Porn porn porn
[00:42.39]Trekkie oh hello good monster
[00:45.26]You are ruining my song
[00:47.13]Oh me sorry me no mean to
[00:49.55]Well if you wouldn't mind please being
[00:51.31]Quiet for a minute so I can finish
[00:53.65]Okey dokey
[00:54.55]Good
[00:55.69]I'm glad we have this new technology
[00:59.36]For porn oop
[01:00.73]Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.51]For porn ooops sorry
[01:06.24]From your own desktop
[01:07.79]For p
[01:08.55]You can research browse and shop
[01:11.02]Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
[01:14.71]For porn
[01:15.76]Trekkie
[01:16.49]The internet is for porn
[01:18.39]No
[01:18.99]The internet is for porn
[01:20.77]Trekie
[01:21.72]Me up all night honking me
[01:23.67]Horn to porn porn porn
[01:26.96]That's gross
[01:29.08]You're a pervert
[01:30.34]Ahh sticks and stones kate monster
[01:32.87]No really
[01:34.02]You're a pervert
[01:35.39]Normal people
[01:36.66]Don't sit at home
[01:37.56]And look at porn on the internet
[01:39.94]Ohhhhh
[01:41.63]What
[01:42.60]You have no idea
[01:45.54]Ready normal people
[01:46.84]Ready
[01:47.57]Ready
[01:48.18]Ready
[01:48.56]Lemme hear it
[01:49.20]The internet is for porn
[01:50.99]Sorry kate
[01:51.70]The internet is for porn
[01:53.41]I mast**bate
[01:54.44]All these guys unzip their flies for
[01:57.16]Porn porn porn
[01:58.43]The internet is caught for porn
[02:00.82]Hold on a second
[02:02.38]Wha
[02:03.11]Now I happen to know for a fact that you
[02:06.08]Rod
[02:06.63]Check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:09.76]That's correct
[02:10.79]And brian you buy things on amazon dot com
[02:14.89]Sure
[02:15.59]And gary you
[02:17.11]Keep selling your possessions on ebay
[02:19.79]Yes I do
[02:21.00]And princeton
[02:21.84]You
[02:22.56]Sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.45]True
[02:26.22]Oh but kate
[02:27.61]What you think he do
[02:29.01]After
[02:30.37]Hmmm
[02:31.58]Yeah
[02:32.49]Ewww
[02:34.17]The internet is for porn
[02:36.16]Hello
[02:36.86]The internet is for porn
[02:38.57]I hate porn
[02:39.47]Grab your d*ck and double click
[02:41.74]For porn porn porn
[02:43.52]I hate men
[02:44.55]Porn
[02:46.88]Porn
[02:49.06]The internet is for
[02:50.68]Internet is for
[02:51.78]Internet is for
[02:52.92]Porn ha