[ti:My Little Austin Seven]
[ar:Clarkson Rose/Frank Randle]
[al:Vintage British Comedy, Vol. 9]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]My Little Austin Seven - Clarkson Rose/Frank Randle
[00:08.52]Nearly everybody's got a motor car today
[00:11.06]Whatever make it is it's the best of all they say
[00:13.80]You can keep your 'Austin Cowley' and your 'Essex Six'
[00:16.20]But believe me
[00:16.78]They're not in it with my little bag of tricks
[00:18.80]It's an Austin Seven a little baby Austin
[00:21.79]The cutest little car upon the road
[00:24.46]I can drive it anywhere you ought to see it camber
[00:27.25]Upstairs downstairs in my lady's chamber
[00:29.73]It matters not at all you think it's awful small
[00:32.26]But believe me boy it's in
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[00:34.92]If you want to give the wife a ride
[00:36.59]Without all her relations
[00:37.70]You'll never beat an Austin Seven
[00:40.32]It's an Austin Seven a little baby Austin
[00:43.40]The cutest little car upon the road
[00:46.04]I can drive it anywhere you ought to see it camber
[00:48.79]Upstairs downstairs in my lady's chamber
[00:51.39]It matters not at all you think it's awful small
[00:53.83]But believe me boy it's in
[00:56.66]It's never stop but if you do you
[00:58.29]On any to shelf with you life a little Austin Seven
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[01:04.90]The house I live in hasn't got a garage and what's more
[01:07.42]I don't intend to build one
[01:08.64]It's a waste of time I'm sure
[01:10.21]'Cause we've got a little cubby hole behind
[01:11.88]The kitchen door
[01:12.73]That'll hold my little Austin Seven
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[01:18.51]The other day I went out driving in a shower of rain
[01:21.00]That's a thing believe me I shall never do again
[01:23.60]I skidded in a gutter and got washed down a drain
[01:26.29]In my little Austin Seven
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[01:31.88]One day I met an omnibus that stretched from side
[01:34.76]Across the road and held up all the traffic far and wide
[01:37.22]I just drove underneath it and came out the other side
[01:39.74]In my day little Austin Seven
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[01:45.46]One days on at but motor cyclist very slow
[01:47.87]I drove up to the off
[01:49.02]On sent in the manager's a do
[01:50.44]I just you've a put an type writing
[01:51.91]A saw just a know it take and made my Austin Seven
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[01:59.05]One day a motor cyclist drove up and stared at me
[02:01.54]Thank God he said I've found you alright now said he
[02:04.44]And in the place of where his little sidecar used to be
[02:07.09]He went and fastened my little Austin Seven
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[02:12.66]When driving in the park a nurse rushed upon me saying
[02:15.44]Said how dare you move I'm surprised at you I am
[02:18.02]She thought I was the baby she'd left sitting in the pram
[02:20.38]In my ding a little Austin Seven
[02:23.18]It's an Austin Seven a little baby Austin
[02:26.13]The cutest little car upon the road
[02:28.92]You can drive it anywhere you ought to see it camber
[02:31.75]Upstairs downstairs in my lady's chamber
[02:34.21]I've got a Ma in Law
[02:35.62]And you know how they jaw
[02:36.85]And she's fourteen stone eleven
[02:39.52]But she has to keep her knees up
[02:40.90]And it stops her chin from wagging
[02:42.23]In the back seat of my little Austin Seven