[ti:Dipso Calypso]
[ar:Peter Sellers/Barker]
[al:Vintage British Comedy, Vol. 8]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]Dipso Calypso - Frank Cordell & His Orchestra/Alan Dean/The Mike Sammes Singers/Alfie Bass
[00:00.70]Ladies and gentlemen the dipso calypso
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[00:05.48]Alright boys 1 2 7 9
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[00:17.17]Now there's a town where the folks are dumb
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[00:20.23]But they're always happy and never glumb
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[00:23.28]They just drink rum till they feel quite numb
[00:26.10]And do the dipso calypso
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[00:29.39]The dipso calypso
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[00:32.17]You shake your head and your hips so
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[00:35.01]With a bottle of rum inside your little tum
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[00:38.29]Doing the dip so calypso ooh
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[00:49.03]Oh right in the mood now jackson
[00:50.58]Good luck you everybody
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[00:53.24]Now the native girl on the virgin islands
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[00:56.57]They sit around wearing nothing but smiles
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[00:59.53]There are two men they won't let in
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[01:02.53]Charlie chaplin and meril flinn
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[01:13.22]Mmh
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[01:17.52]Now I called on a lady her name was ms brown
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[01:20.70]Mm she was having a bath and she could not come down
[01:23.63]I said slip on something you won't weigh a tick
[01:26.41]So she slipped on de soap and came down pretty quick
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[01:36.69]That was a bit of an old one
[01:37.75]Never mind I'm getting paid
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[01:40.41]Here we go
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[01:42.11]There was a lady named viccar's
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[01:44.69]Who went with her boy to the flickers
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[01:47.72]He saw a bit of wool and started to pull
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[01:50.66]And that's how de girl lost her knitting
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[01:54.44]Pardon me which side of the record am I on
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[01:57.55]If they're playing this side it's the top
[01:59.40]If they're playing the other side it's the bottom
[02:01.17]Just as I thought ask silly questions you get silly answers
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[02:05.68]How I'm gonna get back to that little hole in the middle I'll never know
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[02:09.21]Last verse coming up good luck everybody
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[02:11.68]I bought a lady a set last week
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[02:14.93]You could not buy one finer
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[02:17.69]Last night I laid in bed and I heard
[02:20.78]My wife getting on to china
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[02:23.61]Oh
[02:24.08]The dipso calypso whoo
[02:26.97]You shake ah your head and your hip so
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[02:29.62]With a bottle of rum inside your little tum
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[02:32.89]You too can do the dipso calypso ooh
[02:39.85]Hop ah hoppah
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[02:41.63]I'm single now
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[02:49.89]How was that