[ti:There Is Life Outside Your Apartment]
[ar:John Tartaglia]
[al:Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)]
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[00:00.00]There Is Life Outside Your Apartment (Explicit) - Jordan Gelber/John Tartaglia/Avenue Q Ensemble
[00:00.24]Princeton
[00:00.65]Yeah
[00:01.59]Listen buddy nobody's seen ya for two weeks
[00:04.44]What's up with that
[00:05.53]I went to work for a temp agency
[00:07.61]And they fired me for being too
[00:09.13]Depressing on the phone
[00:10.63]I maxed out my cards I'm two months
[00:12.39]Behind in rent I totally messed up my personal life
[00:14.80]Oh and Brian
[00:15.59]I still haven't found my purpose
[00:17.19]All right Get off your a** and stop worrying
[00:19.95]Everyone's getting
[00:20.65]Together to mess around the city today
[00:22.32]Have fun
[00:23.34]When I say "everyone" that includes you
[00:26.54]There is life outside your apartment
[00:30.21]I know it's hard to conceive
[00:33.40]But there's life outside your apartment
[00:36.76]And you're only gonna see it if you leave
[00:40.01]There is cool sh*t to do
[00:41.81]But it can't come to you
[00:43.44]And who knows dude
[00:44.54]You might even score
[00:46.95]There is life outside your apartment
[00:50.20]But you've got to open the door
[00:52.81]No thanks I'm staying in
[00:54.04]Don't tell me I gotta force you
[00:56.02]Sorry
[00:56.82]All right everyone He's resisting
[01:00.58]There is life outside
[01:02.07]There is life outside
[01:03.91]There is life outside
[01:06.48]There is life outside
[01:08.09]Your apartment
[01:09.71]There's a pigeon squashed on the street
[01:12.32]Eww
[01:13.03]There's a girl passing by
[01:14.83]No I think it's a guy
[01:16.47]And a homeless man who only wants
[01:18.35]To buy something to eat
[01:20.03]Sorry Can't help you
[01:22.78]We could go to the zoo
[01:24.98]Pick up girls at NYU
[01:26.70]We could sit in the park smoking pot
[01:29.20]Or not
[01:29.97]There is life outside your apartment
[01:33.29]Well I guess I'll give it a shot
[01:40.36]There is life outside your apartment
[01:43.63]I know
[01:47.19]There is life outside your apartment
[01:50.86]I'm gonna jump
[01:52.22]Don't do it
[01:53.19]Okay
[01:53.93]There is cool sh*t to do
[01:55.53]But it can't come to you
[01:57.15]So come on
[01:58.52]Get out of the way asshole
[01:59.98]F**k you
[02:00.65]There is life outside your apartment
[02:03.96]Oh you never know what's around the bend
[02:07.50]You could win the lotto or make a friend
[02:15.95]Take her home to see your apartment
[02:22.62]Do you want to feel special
[02:24.72]Special
[02:25.72]I can see that you do
[02:28.16]Ooooh-wah
[02:29.01]Well I can make you feel special
[02:32.66]If you let me feel you
[02:34.87]She'll feel you
[02:36.98]Where's your pad
[02:37.81]Not too far
[02:38.77]We could call you a car
[02:40.28]We'll be fine thank you See ya
[02:42.06]Hope you don't get gonorrhea
[02:44.43]There's life outside your apartment
[02:48.46]But now it's time to go home
[02:49.95]There is life outside your apartment
[02:52.15]It's time to go home
[02:56.27]There is life outside your apartment
[03:00.08]But now it's time to go home
[03:01.89]For porn