[ti:Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer]
[ar:Cledus T. Judd]
[al:Cledus Navidad]
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[00:00.00]Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Cledus T. Judd
[00:06.00]Well a couple of good friends of mine
[00:07.65]Elmo and Patsy wrote me
[00:09.77]And said they'd written the perfect
[00:11.02]Country Christmas comedy song
[00:12.87]I said No you didn't
[00:15.03]You didn't mention nothing about
[00:16.69]
[00:18.44]Well yeah you pretty much
[00:19.46]Got it all I mean grandma
[00:20.72]
[00:21.66]And of course the family
[00:22.81]And getting drunk
[00:23.90]And run over by heavy machinery and
[00:26.17]
[00:26.68]Well since I needed the money
[00:28.08]I felt obliged to include
[00:28.92]It on this record
[00:29.89]
[00:31.22]And it goes a little something like this
[00:32.65]
[00:33.41]Grandma got run over
[00:35.23]By a reindeer
[00:37.39]
[00:38.97]Walking home from our
[00:40.57]House Christmas Eve
[00:42.30]
[00:44.39]You can say there's
[00:45.69]No such thing as Santa
[00:47.77]
[00:49.63]But as for me and Grandpa
[00:52.11]We believe
[00:53.21]
[00:55.88]She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
[00:58.50]
[01:00.06]And we'd begged her not to go
[01:02.27]
[01:03.91]But she'd forgot her medication
[01:06.50]
[01:07.15]And she staggered out
[01:08.15]The door into the snow
[01:09.84]
[01:11.78]When they found her
[01:12.77]Christmas mornin'
[01:13.84]
[01:15.87]At the scene of the attack
[01:17.79]
[01:19.89]She had hoof prints on her forehead
[01:22.25]
[01:23.02]And incriminatin'
[01:24.48]Claus marks on her back
[01:25.85]
[01:27.70]Grandma got run over
[01:29.70]By a reindeer
[01:31.33]
[01:32.90]Walking home from our
[01:34.72]House Christmas Eve
[01:36.18]
[01:38.13]You can say there's
[01:39.41]No such thing as Santa
[01:41.84]
[01:43.26]But as for me and Grandpa
[01:45.55]We believe
[01:46.71]
[01:49.66]Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
[01:52.21]
[01:53.66]He's been takin' this so well
[01:55.69]
[01:57.61]See him in there watchin' football
[02:00.00]
[02:00.66]Drinkin' beer and playin'
[02:01.81]Cards with cousin Mell
[02:03.62]
[02:05.30]It's not Christmas without Grandma
[02:07.71]
[02:09.16]All the family's dressed in black
[02:11.10]
[02:13.24]And we just can't help but wonder
[02:16.03]Should we open up her
[02:17.31]Gifts or send them back?
[02:19.06]Send them back
[02:19.85]
[02:20.64]Grandma got run over
[02:22.49]By a reindeer
[02:24.46]
[02:25.87]Walking home from
[02:27.09]Our house Christmas Eve
[02:29.21]
[02:31.16]You can say there's
[02:32.39]No such thing as Santa
[02:34.94]
[02:36.32]But as for me and Grandpa
[02:38.66]We believe
[02:40.09]
[02:42.37]Now the goose is on the table
[02:44.93]
[02:46.55]And the pudding made of fig
[02:48.77]
[02:50.51]And a blue and silver candle
[02:52.64]
[02:53.47]That would have just matched
[02:54.55]The hair in grandma's wig
[02:56.53]
[02:58.11]I've warned all
[02:59.02]My friends and neighbors
[03:00.75]
[03:02.13]Better watch out for yourselves
[03:03.96]
[03:06.06]They should never give a license
[03:08.17]
[03:08.98]To a man who drives a sleigh
[03:10.93]And plays with elves
[03:12.01]
[03:13.38]Grandma got run over by a reindeer
[03:17.14]
[03:18.63]Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
[03:21.84]
[03:23.95]You can say there's no such thing as Santa
[03:27.32]
[03:29.07]But as for me and Grandpa we believe
[03:32.40]
[03:33.28]But as for me and Grandpa we belive
[03:43.85]
[03:48.29]We belive