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[00:00.00]99 Problems (186 BPM) - High Intensity Exercise Music
[00:01.05]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:03.69]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[00:06.31]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.86]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:11.37]Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes
[00:14.08]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:16.76]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:19.15]You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
[00:21.70]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:24.74]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:27.11]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:29.52]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so
[00:32.46]Rap mags try and use my black a**
[00:34.61]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers
[00:38.31]I don't know what you take me as
[00:40.02]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:42.29]I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb
[00:44.96]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[00:50.37]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[00:52.53]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:55.18]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[00:58.25]The year is ninety four in my trunk is raw
[01:00.52]In my rearview mirror is the motherf**king law
[01:02.77]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm
[01:05.61]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
[01:08.20]And I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
[01:10.75]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
[01:13.12]So i pull over to the side of the road
[01:15.49]Son do you know why I'm stopping you for
[01:18.48]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
[01:20.95]Or do I look like a mindreader sir I don't know
[01:23.72]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'
[01:26.05]Well you was doing fifty five in the fifty four
[01:28.65]License and registration and step out of the car
[01:31.30]Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are
[01:35.24]I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit
[01:36.87]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit
[01:39.55]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back
[01:41.77]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[01:44.54]Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out
[01:46.84]For lawyer or something somebody important or somethin
[01:49.39]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
[01:52.07]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t
[01:54.43]Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes
[01:56.79]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:02.40]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[02:04.55]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:07.22]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:12.61]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[02:14.77]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:17.55]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:20.47]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:22.58]A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe
[02:25.07]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p**sy
[02:27.88]But a p**sy having no god damn sense try an' push me
[02:30.69]I try to ignore him talk to the lord
[02:32.98]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform
[02:36.24]You know the type loud as a motorbike
[02:38.10]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:40.92]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clapping and
[02:43.38]He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
[02:46.04]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:48.46]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:51.09]Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:53.40]Paparazzis with they cameras snapping them
[02:56.03]D a try to give a ni**a shaft again
[02:58.73]Half a mill' for bail cause I'm african
[03:01.19]All because this fool was harassing them
[03:03.75]Trying to play the boy like he's saccharin
[03:06.30]But ain't nutting sweet bout how I hold my gun
[03:09.05]I got 99 problems b and a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:14.22]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[03:16.50]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:19.25]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:24.48]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one
[03:26.80]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:29.55]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:33.63]Whoo whoo uh uh
[03:37.77]Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:39.82]I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha
[03:43.78]You crazy for this one rick it's your boy