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[00:12.69]Bulletproof
[00:14.79]Bulletproof mustache
[00:20.40]Bulletproof mustache
[00:22.02]A yo twelve little simians jumping upon the bed bed
[00:25.41]One fell the f**k off landed and bumped his head head
[00:27.99]His mother called the doctor and this is what he said
[00:30.54]What he said
[00:31.17]Smoke dust till the ambulance runs a red runs a red
[00:34.08]Pandora opening up the d*mned box
[00:36.93]Dash a whale in the ocean like John Hancock
[00:39.60]D*mn when he's finished grabbing his balls
[00:41.76]He sat with half a gram and some British amateur p**n
[00:44.55]He should really stand up be a man and spark a nation
[00:47.40]But his d**k was titanium alloy with armor plating
[00:50.61]Sane remained in the seat calm and patient
[00:52.92]Trying to think about sandwiches rats Sarah Palin
[00:56.40]On the street rocking a dark halo
[00:58.44]Pay attention he's skillfully dodging a sharknado
[01:00.81]They say he's quite pathetic for causing mega harm
[01:04.11]But his brain is cybernetic like Schwarzenegger's arm
[01:07.68]The skill of the man with golden meatballs
[01:09.87]Who'll pop the eyes out of your skull like total recall
[01:12.99]The grand sapient tasting the canned flavoring
[01:15.42]Iller than Jean Claude Van punching a d*mn alien
[01:18.27]Yo you tried shooting at the bullet proof mustache
[01:21.06]The bullet ricochet then it rushed back so f**k that
[01:24.27]In the club rest with my three uzis
[01:26.40]Chirping a chick up in the bar with three boobies
[01:29.67]Hit the stage to rock a mean crowd
[01:32.04]With a tache to make burt Reynolds seem proud wow
[01:36.45]Got them like wow
[01:37.92]He's got a bullet proof mustache
[01:39.21]Lee Scott
[01:39.57]They planned to invade this cess pool planet in 93
[01:42.51]But landed to find me 'long tall sally on practicing thai chi
[01:47.55]Calm like a hindu cow
[01:49.20]Look what you've got yourselves into now
[01:51.78]I train for hours in the rain
[01:54.48]Picturesque mountainous terrain
[01:56.64]Sixty reps in a set smoking cigarettes in a vest
[02:00.51]With a boulder on my pigeon chest
[02:02.64]Left the whole city in a mess
[02:04.47]To save a single damsel in distress
[02:06.75]Necking whisky on me bill depressed
[02:10.05]Angry at god but I'm still the best man for the job
[02:13.20]F**k a presidents blessing
[02:14.76]I win quiet wars with deafening weapons
[02:17.43]You'll die before the lion roars
[02:19.41]F**k the credits I don't like awards
[02:21.33]I save us all while you shine your swords
[02:23.31]Teabag the mother ship with fire balls
[02:26.13]Then hit the ground like a crash landin'
[02:28.41]I'm the last man standing like Van Damme dancin'
[02:31.20]Raise the weapon teach the alien race a lesson
[02:33.96]Jesse Ventura 'tache circa 87
[02:36.99]Swinging a bat like Freddie Flintoff
[02:39.93]Braindead lawn mowing limbs off
[02:42.42]Malnourished rambo karate chopping a mango
[02:45.51]Into equal portions to feed the orphans
[02:48.57]You want your planet saving just ask
[02:51.03]The man with the bullet proof mustache
[02:54.00]You want your planet saving just ask
[03:01.65]The bullet proof mustache