[ti:The Neighbor's Cat]
[ar:Leon Rosselson]
[al:Wo Sind Die Elefanten?]
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[00:00.00]The Neighbours' Cat - Leon Rosselson
[00:05.69]Those new neighbours
[00:08.26]They never mow the lawn
[00:10.73]They're throwing things
[00:11.70]And rowing from dawn to bloody dawn
[00:15.38]Their drains are overflowing
[00:17.29]And their garden smells of pee
[00:19.16]And dandelions are growing
[00:20.90]Where the roses ought too be
[00:23.24]They've got five cheeky children
[00:25.38]And even worse than that
[00:27.23]The terror of the neighbourhood
[00:29.36]The devil of a cat
[00:33.05]The cat the cat
[00:33.96]The neighbour's cat
[00:34.87]Is not at all the sort of cat
[00:36.88]Who sits contented on a mat
[00:38.36]He's not a cat like that
[00:40.12]He isn't furry fine or fat
[00:42.02]You wouldn't want to pet or pat
[00:43.84]That scraggy
[00:44.49]Ragged outsized rat
[00:45.87]The dustbin is his habitat
[00:47.52]The neighbour's cat
[00:50.62]Our p**sy-cats are neutered
[00:52.79]They're decent and they're clean
[00:54.61]And they keep respectful silence
[00:56.39]When they hear God Save The Queen
[00:58.93]But this one
[00:59.72]He's uncivilized
[01:01.10]A spitting infidel
[01:02.64]With his nightly caterwauling
[01:04.68]And his nasty moggy smell
[01:07.21]Assaulting our azaleas
[01:09.14]Urinating on our gnomes
[01:11.21]Demolishing our dahlias
[01:12.78]We're not safe in our own homes
[01:16.60]The cat the cat
[01:17.37]The neighbour's cat
[01:18.31]Is not at all the sort of cat
[01:20.27]Who sits contented on a mat
[01:21.70]He's not a cat like that
[01:23.58]He isn't furry fine or fat
[01:25.38]You wouldn't want to pet or pat
[01:27.28]That scraggy
[01:27.97]Ragged outsized rat
[01:29.30]The dustbin is his habitat
[01:30.83]The neighbour's cat
[01:34.06]He'll claw at our car bonnets
[01:36.86]He'll savage dogs and crows
[01:38.98]He spreads chaos and subversion everywhere he goes
[01:42.86]And this really makes my blood boil
[01:45.44]He's fanatically fond
[01:47.16]Of harpooning our prize goldfish
[01:49.11]In our ornamental pnd
[01:51.19]We never catch him at it
[01:53.01]'Cause he's underhand and sly
[01:55.26]But we know who to blame
[01:56.54]When our prize marrows droop and die
[02:00.56]The cat the cat the neighbour's cat
[02:02.54]Is not at all the sort of cat
[02:04.34]Who sits contented on a mat
[02:05.88]He's not a cat like that
[02:07.78]He isn't furry fine or fat
[02:09.58]You wouldn't want to pet or pat
[02:11.45]That scraggy ragged outsized rat
[02:13.30]The dustbin is his habitat
[02:14.73]The neighbour's cat
[02:17.94]Now he's corrupting poor our darlings
[02:21.03]And leading them astray
[02:23.00]Bring all them to act
[02:24.68]In a most unnatural way
[02:27.08]Does he get them on high on catmint
[02:29.31]'Cause they wear a silly grin
[02:31.21]As they leap in front of lorries in a suicidal spin
[02:36.24]It's a shocking situation
[02:38.15]Every morning we emerge
[02:40.14]To find another flattened p**sy laid out on the verge
[02:45.92]The cat the cat the neighbour's cat
[02:47.66]Is not at all the sort of cat
[02:49.65]Who sits contented on a mat
[02:51.18]He's not a cat like that
[02:52.92]He isn't furry fine or fat
[02:54.78]You wouldn't want to pet or pat
[02:56.69]That scraggy ragged outsized rat
[02:58.38]The dustbin is his habitat
[03:00.14]The neighbour's cat
[03:02.49]Have you heard the latest
[03:04.96]Things can't go on this way
[03:06.90]The rumour is the neighbour's cat has joined the IRA
[03:11.22]Our house prices are falling
[03:13.17]It's time to make a stand
[03:14.97]We've got up a petition
[03:16.74]This wild cat must be banned
[03:19.05]Yes burn him for a traitor
[03:21.39]This embodimment of sin
[03:23.50]This ruthless agitator
[03:24.84]He's the enemy within
[03:29.64]The cat the cat the neighbour's cat
[03:31.32]Is not at all the sort of cat
[03:33.23]Who sits contented on a mat
[03:34.85]He's not a cat like that
[03:36.69]He isn't furry fine or fat
[03:38.40]You wouldn't want to pet or pat
[03:40.18]That scraggy ragged outsized rat
[03:41.94]The dustbin is his habitat
[03:45.00]The neighbour's cat