[ti:I Don't Hurt Anymore]
[ar:Don Bowman]
[al:Our Man in Trouble]
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[00:00.00]I Don't Hurt Anymore - Don Bowman
[00:04.95]Listen I do not hurt anymore
[00:10.01]Since I made up my mind to lose weight
[00:13.85]'Coz I tell ya I went to see my neighborhood doctor
[00:18.97]And he gave some of these funny little pills to take
[00:25.37]They come in these clear plastic capsules
[00:29.26]You know and it looks like little BB's
[00:33.56]Just rollin' around inside
[00:37.20]And every time one of them little BB's explodes
[00:41.21]Boy my eyes get so glassy and my mouth gets so dry
[00:49.16]Everybody's just havin' a ball
[00:52.55]They'll eat anything a'tall
[00:54.59]You know if it'll help 'em gain a little weight
[00:59.19]Well they'll gain about forty pounds or so
[01:02.57]And off to the doctor they go
[01:05.16]Get some of them crazy little pills to take
[01:10.51]I do not hurt anywhere
[01:14.05]I'm just so happy feelin' no pain
[01:18.71]You know I flew all the way to Lost Wages today
[01:24.01]And I didn't even have a plane
[01:31.54]They say that there's a lot
[01:33.43]That I miss and that's true I guess
[01:36.61]'Coz there's times
[01:38.59]That I don't even know my closest friends
[01:42.91]On Monday I was hired well
[01:45.53]They called today and said I was fired
[01:48.28]I wasn't bad I just stood there and grinned
[01:53.67]I'm just as fat as I ever was
[01:57.88]But I keep givin' it the old college try boy
[02:02.43]Them little pills they ain't doin' me no good at all
[02:07.35]Listen man the days just fly