[ti:They're Either Too Young Or Too Old]
[ar:BETTE DAVIS]
[al:BD Ciné: Rita Hayworth]
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[00:00.00]They're Either Too Young Or Too Old - BETTE DAVIS
[00:00.45]Written by：Schwartz/Loesser/ Loesser
[00:00.91]You marched away and left this town
[00:04.41]
[00:05.17]As empty as can be
[00:08.03]
[00:09.44]And I am like the driftwood
[00:12.03]
[00:13.31]In a deadly calm at sea
[00:17.08]
[00:17.86]I can't sit under the apple tree
[00:21.89]With anyone else but me
[00:24.66]
[00:26.50]For there is no secret lover
[00:29.55]
[00:30.62]That the draft board didn't discover
[00:34.68]
[00:52.36]They're either too young or too old
[00:55.72]
[00:56.88]They're either too grey or too grassy green
[01:00.69]
[01:01.28]The pickings are poor and the crop is lean
[01:04.86]
[01:05.64]What's good is in the army
[01:07.67]
[01:08.48]What's left will never harm me
[01:11.23]
[01:13.13]They're either too old or too young
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[01:17.29]So darling you'll never get stung
[01:20.89]
[01:22.03]Tomorrow I'll go hiking with that Eagle Scout
[01:26.21]Unless
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[01:27.50]I get a call from grandpa
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[01:30.69]For a snappy game of chess
[01:33.17]
[01:38.22]They're either too warm or too cold
[01:41.34]
[01:42.73]They're either to fast or too fast asleep
[01:46.56]
[01:47.25]So darling believe me
[01:49.28]I'm yours to keep
[01:51.01]
[01:52.73]They're isn't any gravy
[01:54.86]
[01:55.94]The gravy's in the Navy
[01:58.61]
[02:00.72]They're either too fresh or too stale
[02:03.88]
[02:05.10]There is no available male
[02:07.99]
[02:09.62]I will confess to one romance
[02:12.73]I'm sure you will allow
[02:14.56]
[02:15.71]He tried to serenade me
[02:17.50]
[02:18.55]But his voice is changing now
[02:21.25]
[02:26.61]They're either too bald or too bold
[02:30.00]
[02:31.12]I'm down to the wheelchair and bassinet
[02:35.18]
[02:36.69]My heart just refuses to get upset
[02:40.50]
[02:41.58]I simply can't compel it to
[02:44.04]
[02:44.82]With no Marine to tell it to
[02:48.08]
[02:49.75]I'm either their first breath of spring
[02:52.66]
[02:54.13]Or else I'm their last little fling
[02:57.54]
[02:58.70]I either get a fossil
[03:01.01]Or an adolescent pup
[03:02.64]
[03:03.50]I either have to hold him off
[03:05.97]
[03:06.76]Or have to hold him up
[03:08.56]
[03:11.03]The battle is on but the fortress will hold
[03:15.95]
[03:17.73]They're either too young or too old
[03:21.34]
[03:58.17]I'll never never fail ya
[04:00.18]
[04:00.86]When you are in Australia
[04:03.12]
[04:03.81]Or out in the Aleutians
[04:06.08]
[04:06.69]Or off among the Rooshians
[04:09.33]
[04:10.15]And flying over Egypt
[04:12.78]Your heart will never be gypped
[04:14.96]
[04:16.35]And when you get to India
[04:18.94]
[04:20.05]I'll still be what I've been to ya
[04:23.11]
[04:24.91]I've looked the field over
[04:27.50]And lo and behold