[ti:Time Travelin' Couch]
[ar:Toothpick]
[al:Time Travelin' Couch]
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[00:00.00]Time Travelin' Couch - Toothpick/Samuel Hollander/Doug Ray/David Schommer
[00:23.25]It takes five minutes for me to get to your house
[00:25.88]In no time at all on a time traveling couch
[00:28.21]It takes four minutes to figure out the date
[00:30.68]And I could take my time 'cause it can't be late
[00:33.28]It takes three minutes for me to get in your head
[00:35.99]When you start to unravel all this sh*t that I said
[00:38.54]It takes two minutes to call me back and say hell no
[00:41.26]And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow
[00:43.81]In less than a minute I'll be all out of water
[00:45.98]And headed for the border with somebody's daughter
[00:48.57]It takes one second to check in and say hi
[00:51.16]After everything that happened no time goes by
[00:53.83]It's a dream machine everything you see
[00:56.37]And you could be whoever you choose to be
[00:58.82]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time
[01:05.18]My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her
[01:08.29]But I couldn't figure out the Flux Capaciter
[01:10.88]This is a vehicle of misperception
[01:12.88]F**ked around and accidentally saw my own conception
[01:15.54]One suggestion dude you better be sure
[01:18.18]I was at Manhattan Island's revolutionary war
[01:20.74]With murder on both shores I left in a hurry
[01:23.19]Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried
[01:25.82]I need to get back to reality just relax
[01:28.28]But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe
[01:30.90]I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch
[01:33.34]Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom's house
[01:35.68]It's a dream machine everything you see
[01:38.51]And you could be whoever you choose to be
[01:40.99]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time
[01:46.06]It's a dream machine everything you see
[01:48.57]And you could be whoever you choose to be
[01:51.06]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time
[01:56.10]I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner
[01:58.88]And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana
[02:01.61]I wanna play yesterday's lotto so ring the bell
[02:04.13]And tell Baby Jessica's parents she's in the well
[02:06.66]I back Evacuate buildings of women and small children
[02:09.18]And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames's vision
[02:11.64]I go back to the future once every three days
[02:14.34]With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay
[02:16.98]I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now
[02:20.49]I'm writing letters to Doc Brown
[02:22.32]I made it out and saw the value of freedom
[02:24.54]And now that I'm back to right now I'm not leaving
[02:27.09]It's a dream machine everything you see
[02:29.49]And you could be whoever you choose to be
[02:32.01]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time
[02:37.13]It's a dream machine everything you see
[02:39.69]And you could be whoever you choose to be
[02:42.23]Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time