[ti:The End Of The Line]
[ar:Dan Bull/The Stupendium]
[al:The End Of The Line (Choo Choo Charles Song]
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[00:00.10]The End Of The Line - Dan Bull/The Stupendium
[00:00.20]Lyrics by：Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate
[00:00.30]Composed by：Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate
[00:00.58]Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle
[00:03.16]There's a demon creature dreaming heathen and reviled
[00:05.60]Sees no rhyme or reason but for feasting when he's riled
[00:08.34]Better let him be lest you are sure to see the smile
[00:11.13]Of sixteen tons of scurrying death
[00:13.98]Smoldering souls through funnel of red
[00:16.36]With a pick-like grin on the front of his head
[00:19.17]Sat atop a most illogical number of legs
[00:22.31]Tickets please Let me tell you the tale
[00:25.04]Of a wicked beast that'll follow your trail
[00:27.76]Through the valleys and vales on your tail day and night
[00:30.56]There'll be chaos on the rails when the railway strikes
[00:33.57]Stop take stock try to gauge the situation
[00:36.29]'Fraid your train has been derailed
[00:37.31]There's no use waiting in the station
[00:39.06]Every engine's been dismantled
[00:40.29]There's no other service coming
[00:41.69]Charles is leading by example
[00:43.06]He's the only train that's running
[00:44.73]All in all we're in a doozy of a mess
[00:47.43]So all aboard the WTF express
[00:50.24]Should you want to stay safe
[00:51.36]Then I wouldn't play games
[00:52.82]Or you'll learn another way of saying
[00:54.20]Run away Train
[00:56.05]Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
[00:59.06]But you might just find that behind it instead
[01:01.85]Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
[01:04.69]And we're next on the menu if we've left him unfed
[01:07.94]Charlie
[01:08.76]Your timetable says it's almost time for tea
[01:13.27]Charlie
[01:14.72]And we've laid on quite a spread as you can see
[01:18.69]There's a choo-choo train
[01:20.68]Coming after you
[01:21.54]Food chain's
[01:23.00]Gone a bit askew
[01:24.41]Won't catch that train
[01:28.28]If it's gonna catch you
[01:29.71]For certain worse than what they say to mind the gap for
[01:31.99]The train's not just cancelled it's d**n well deplatformed
[01:34.86]Since it scampered off the tracks to find
[01:36.39]A snack from off your back lawn
[01:37.62]Couple jackdaws and your cat
[01:38.65]And then your dad from off the back porch
[01:40.45]He's hungry and he's hunting down the islanders
[01:43.20]With a side of any siding-hiding bystanders
[01:45.72]Quite queer what his dietary requirements are
[01:48.38]But it's pretty clear regardless he's a dining car
[01:51.79]Coke Coal Petroleum Alone they'll never do
[01:54.31]No this engine sends the scent of rendered flesh
[01:56.44]Out from the flue
[01:57.17]On this service we'll be serving something rather more unnerving
[01:59.81]Chugga-chugging on blood as he chew-chews you
[02:02.74]It's all true choo-choos consume fuel too
[02:05.83]Humans are a whole new consumable and whole food
[02:08.66]Gluten free range and more renewable than coal too
[02:11.30]So who to choose to chew to this tune Ooh you'll do
[02:14.36]Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
[02:17.16]But you might just find that behind it instead
[02:19.98]Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
[02:22.74]And we're next on the menu if we've left him unfed
[02:25.76]
[02:26.32]Charlie
[02:27.23]Your timetable says it's almost time for tea
[02:31.40]Charlie
[02:32.80]And we've laid on quite a spread as you can see
[02:37.00]Charlie
[02:38.34]If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed
[02:42.56]Charlie
[02:43.96]Will you promise to eat them instead of me
[02:47.33]There's a choo-choo train
[02:49.24]
[02:49.75]Coming after you
[02:50.95]Food chain's
[02:52.35]Gone a bit askew
[02:53.72]Won't catch that train
[02:57.72]If it's gonna catch you
[02:59.07]Engine engine number nine
[03:01.41]On the Aranearum mining line
[03:04.00]If your train comes off the track
[03:06.67]Better run better run or you won't come back
[03:09.74]Hey guess who This is déjà vu
[03:12.41]Like HS2 you'll be railed right through
[03:15.25]Penetrated in the vein of a mainline route
[03:17.93]When we come well then we're gonna run a train on you
[03:21.16]You might say we've got a loco motive
[03:23.92]To provide the train with a load of groceries
[03:26.70]Locally sourced from the local folk dear
[03:29.41]Granny's s'posed to host although she's toast
[03:31.29]When the smoke clears
[03:31.97]The el choo-choopacabara the beast come to dine
[03:34.58]And it's far worse than leaves that he leaves on the line
[03:37.57]You'll see when he feasts in the deep of the night
[03:40.21]By the pieces of people-y debris left behind
[03:43.22]Riding off-peak Don't be ridiculous
[03:44.57]The worth of your season ticket is
[03:46.10]Quickly diminishing with every pillock
[03:47.51]We're feeding into his gleaming scissorous teeth
[03:49.01]But if we seem insidious
[03:50.43]We're just uneasy villagers
[03:51.72]Seeking to keep the most hideous beast
[03:52.93]We unleashed from committing the deed of killing us
[03:54.70]If killing a priest a vicar a grocer or postman
[03:56.49]Or three is villainous
[03:57.53]Well what's it to me You probably see the feast is imminent
[03:59.63]Keep on screaming pump the bellows he'll be drawn to your duress
[04:02.61]Charlie loves a little murder on the goriest express
[04:05.63]You can ruminate on whether there's a certain train near
[04:08.29]Or pray that it's a rumour made to circulate fear
[04:11.12]But in case you didn't hear then I better make clear
[04:14.23]
[04:14.96]This train terminates here
[04:16.59]
[04:17.13]Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
[04:19.95]But you might just find that behind it instead
[04:22.74]Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
[04:25.54]And we're next on the menu if we've left him unfed
[04:28.90]Charlie
[04:29.90]Your timetable says it's almost time for tea
[04:34.17]Charlie
[04:35.56]And we've laid on quite a spread as you can see
[04:39.80]Charlie
[04:41.13]If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed
[04:45.34]Charlie
[04:46.21]
[04:46.72]Will you promise to eat them instead of me
[04:49.93]There's a choo-choo train
[04:52.33]Coming after you
[04:53.71]Food chain's
[04:55.08]Gone a bit askew
[04:56.53]Won't catch that train
[05:00.38]If it's gonna catch you