[ti:Be A Hoodlum]
[ar:Key Kool]
[al:Kozmonautz]
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[00:00.00]Be A Hoodlum - Key Kool
[00:06.07]Hello
[00:06.78]Yo Key
[00:07.35]Oh what up Papa Doug
[00:08.50]You're supposed to be in the studio
[00:09.63]Twenty minutes ago
[00:10.62]Oh man I was having this messed up
[00:12.47]Nightmare man
[00:13.06]Let me tell you about it
[00:14.15]Oh okay
[00:14.79]I had a dream
[00:15.65]What kind of dream
[00:16.44]Like Martin Luther King
[00:17.55]Nah a vision in my sleep about my peep
[00:20.40]It made me trip out flip out
[00:22.03]Cause I was having it then
[00:23.28]
[00:23.79]So what the hell happened
[00:25.03]I'll tell ya please let me begin ok
[00:26.65]I wanted to go bowl with my ball up the alley
[00:29.36]You know
[00:30.21]Stick my bonanza in someone's big bally
[00:32.30]So I called this girl named Sally
[00:34.06]Or maybe her name was Laurie
[00:35.43]Or maybe Geraldine
[00:36.76]Just go on with the story
[00:38.28]Okay went over to her house
[00:39.60]But nobody else was home
[00:41.06]Like Ice Cube said
[00:42.59]Once again it's on
[00:44.17]I got a bit excited
[00:45.61]I was ready to make a move
[00:47.02]Like Madonna's song
[00:48.05]I was gonna get into the groove
[00:49.56]What happened next
[00:50.46]I made my move but I was dumb
[00:52.22]I was uncovered
[00:53.05]I forgot to wear my weenie beanie
[00:54.32]
[00:54.86]You know my rubber
[00:55.88]But at the time I didn't care
[00:57.42]What I could catch
[00:58.46]Cause I was humpin her pumpin her rubbin her
[01:00.44]Doin the cabbage patch
[01:01.55]When I was done I thought to myself
[01:03.36]It ain't no thing
[01:04.47]Until something went wrong with my
[01:06.43]Ding ding
[01:07.17]When I went to shake the weasel
[01:09.06]It came out much slower
[01:10.35]But pee pee felt so hot I thought
[01:11.99]I was a flame thrower
[01:13.27]So the next time that I saw her
[01:14.76]I said hey yo honey suckle
[01:16.33]I oughta beat your a** with my big yellow knuckles
[01:19.16]She said why would you want to hit me
[01:20.88]And why would you want to
[01:21.88]Punch
[01:22.37]Witch you gave me dance verey danme crunch
[01:25.17]But when I think about it yo
[01:26.72]It wasn't all her fault
[01:27.96]Because I'm the one
[01:28.82]Who wanted to put my money in her vault
[01:30.83]But when I went to see the doctor
[01:32.45]I began to get sick
[01:33.72]When he said
[01:34.34]You got to get a shot in your dick
[01:37.08]This kind of situation gets no love
[01:39.79]Next time I operate
[01:41.09]I wear my surgical glove
[01:42.37]
[01:43.09]Yeah you learned a lesson last night
[01:44.76]In your sleep
[01:45.47]Yeah next time I chuck a pick
[01:47.23]I'll put a hood on my peep
[01:48.56]On my peep on my peep
[01:49.92]I'll put a hood on my peep
[01:51.36]On my peep on my peep
[01:52.80]I'll put a hood on my peep
[01:54.22]On my peep on my peep
[01:55.72]I'll put a hood on my peep
[01:57.17]You gots to gots to gots to
[01:58.83]Gots to gots to be a hoodlum
[02:01.12]
[02:04.03]That's the only way
[02:04.85]I'll ever be a hoodlum
[02:06.83]
[02:09.69]I gots to stay strapped
[02:10.87]So Ima be a hoodlum
[02:11.99]
[02:15.49]I need protection so I'm a be a hoodlum
[02:18.04]
[02:20.75]I put a hood on my peep so
[02:22.27]I'll always be a hoodlum
[02:23.81]Yeah you better stay strapped
[02:25.66]Be a hoodlum
[02:26.89]Don't get burned