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[00:00.00]The Ballad Of Bob The Snow Golem (Acapella) - Dan Bull
[00:01.55]Lyrics by：Dan Bull
[00:02.12]Composed by：Dan Bull
[00:16.14]In the middle of the village with a household
[00:17.61]A little different to the others they weren't as cold
[00:19.46]So let's go down below
[00:21.03]To meet the only townsfolk made out of snow
[00:22.80]He was a clown you know loved pranking bro
[00:24.59]Suddenly pouncing making people round say："oh"
[00:26.68]His name was Bob and his daily job
[00:28.48]Was guarding the town nightly at eight o'clock
[00:30.53]But Bob got so bored that he'd lob snowballs at the locals
[00:34.35]And although all snow that was thrown
[00:35.79]There was frozen nobody really thought it was so cool
[00:38.11]Wasn't the most socially appropriate mode of approaching the folk
[00:40.82]Who would go to the law court
[00:41.76]To report that he broke rules had a vote
[00:43.72]And of course they'd enforce he be stonewalled
[00:45.47]He was caged and afraid he would wave and say："hey"
[00:49.58]To the kids parents shaking their hands and they would make
[00:53.00]Them look away just as if he didn't exist
[00:55.79]And so Bob made the decision to begin making amends
[00:59.31]Said sorry mama never meant to hit you
[01:02.87]Never meant to make you cry so could I be freed now
[01:07.37]I promise that I will throw no snow
[01:09.17]I'll go home keep it on the low low so
[01:10.90]This town isn't a no go zone no mo'
[01:12.98]Just a cup of cocoa and a ho ho ho
[01:14.77]No po po yo just a nice time ah
[01:18.83]Though uh oh yo it's the night time ah
[01:22.41]And once the sunset's gone the undead come so be afraid
[01:26.01]They're such a hungry bunch they want to munch and eat your brains
[01:29.68]Nowhere to run and hide no they'll just come inside
[01:33.32]Wherever you put your bun they're gonna come and find you
[01:36.90]But Bob noticed the bloody loud commotion would have dove in
[01:39.05]But wasn't allowed the townsfolk just
[01:40.60]Forbode him it was forebodings to know
[01:42.04]That he couldn't go no chucking snow so he felt frozen
[01:44.27]The zombies closed in it was as though
[01:45.94]They were hunting for something enclosures were opened
[01:47.96]Pumpkins were jumped there was no clear motive
[01:49.68]But phobia punching a pumpkin is odious
[01:51.67]Bob took umbrage at his bros being broken and broke those oaths
[01:54.28]That he won't throw snow
[01:55.28]He was ready to bury any undead in the area
[01:56.92]With a bo bo bo bo bo
[01:58.97]Go home zombies ain't it obvious
[02:00.42]We don't want them we got them good got them gone and with no problem
[02:02.90]So the folk bestowed honours
[02:04.19]And wrote heroic songs in honour of Bob the Snow Golem
[02:06.34]And although they were so fond of him doted on him
[02:08.41]They couldn't condone lobbing snow with no punishment
[02:10.30]He was thrown back inside like Bo Burnham was trapped in an iron
[02:12.84]And stone column no comment
[02:13.89]How could you live knowing you've done it
[02:14.97]Have you no honour
[02:15.78]Got me stuck here 'till the midsummer
[02:17.00]That's some folk horror
[02:17.72]Folks want to go on about having free will
[02:19.33]'Till you put them in the crowd more than three then they're evil
[02:21.28]That's when Bob said well then I'll be d**ned
[02:22.92]If I let the crowd mentality get me down I'm planning to throw down
[02:25.31]You turned me barbaric like a snowcone Conan
[02:27.47]Now feel the wrath of the snowman
[02:28.52]Brap brap brap
[02:29.29]Run home and close the doors
[02:30.08]I'm chucking frozen balls at you with no remorse
[02:32.01]You could have brokered peace but now you've chosen war
[02:33.85]I'll suffer no defeat 'till every person falls
[02:35.68]So every player be warned this is the perfect storm
[02:38.34]And 'till the weather's turning warm
[02:39.94]I'll lob those snowballs
[02:41.51]At the locals 'till there are no more