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[00:04.29]父与子
[00:06.98]儿子
[00:07.74]为什么要和别人打架
[00:09.24]爸爸是怎么教育你的啊
[00:11.18]君子动口不动手不知道吗
[00:13.93]爸爸
[00:14.79]我就是听你的
[00:16.21]动口不动手啊
[00:18.03]我只是咬了他一口
[00:25.52]Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
[00:35.76]啊
[00:39.03]哟
[00:39.43]小朋友
[00:40.45]你爸爸开拉面馆的
[00:42.27]你怎么来我家喝八宝粥呢
[00:44.43]你怎么不让你老爸给你拉一碗呢
[00:46.87]叔叔
[00:47.55]如果你愿意吃
[00:49.13]我让我爸爸给你拉一碗呗
[00:57.42]Are
[01:09.68]爸爸
[01:10.60]我妈想吃炸鸡
[01:12.16]你去给我妈买只炸鸡呗
[01:14.74]*都胖啥样了
[01:16.13]还要吃炸鸡呀
[01:18.07]爸爸
[01:18.95]你自己也不瘦啊
[01:20.47]还好意思说我妈呢
[01:22.42]那我俩能一样吗
[01:23.72]一个男的一个女的呀
[01:25.62]这你就不懂了吧
[01:27.41]我妈变胖都是为了你好
[01:30.23]哼
[01:30.92]她怎么还能为了我好了呢
[01:32.66]你没听说过吗
[01:34.06]听说啥呀
[01:35.20]饺子要吃烫的
[01:36.94]媳妇要娶胖的
[01:38.50]生活过得旺不旺
[01:40.00]全看媳妇胖不胖
[01:41.88]媳妇没有臀
[01:43.20]钱没地方存
[01:44.48]媳妇没有腰
[01:45.82]生活打水漂
[01:47.25]熊腰又虎背
[01:48.63]轻松又富贵
[01:50.09]虎背又熊腰
[01:51.57]生活节节高
[01:53.17]身材像水缸
[01:54.61]生活才能奔小康
[01:56.89]微胖的女人七分财
[01:58.79]即使不富也镇宅
[02:00.83]所以说媳妇还是胖一点好吧
[02:04.28]那你这么一说啊
[02:06.18]还真是啊
[02:07.66]那你还废什么话呀
[02:09.14]赶紧给我妈买炸鸡去吧
[02:21.24]Are
[02:26.91]爸爸
[02:27.57]咱们哪天出去旅游一趟呗
[02:30.13]旅什么游
[02:30.85]费那钱干嘛呀
[02:32.49]咱买本旅游杂志回来
[02:34.17]躺在床上慢慢看它不香吗
[02:36.63]啊
[02:37.05]什么美丽风景尽收眼底还不累
[02:40.09]经济又实惠呀
[02:48.56]爸
[02:48.93]你下班了啊
[02:50.35]下班了
[02:51.41]哎呀
[02:51.69]真是又累又饿呀
[02:53.09]哎
[02:54.33]*没做饭吗
[02:55.43]我都饿死了
[02:57.04]呐
[02:57.60]妈妈买的菜谱让我给你
[03:00.14]八大菜系应有尽有
[03:02.29]饿了馋了
[03:03.29]想吃什么随便看
[03:04.73]既经济又实惠
[03:13.62]啊
[03:26.91]儿子
[03:27.53]你这打了半天苍蝇了
[03:29.09]有战果没有啊
[03:30.69]有
[03:31.61]打死了五只
[03:32.94]三只公苍蝇
[03:34.22]两只母苍蝇
[03:36.06]啊
[03:36.84]不是
[03:37.55]我咋就不信了呢
[03:38.51]儿子
[03:38.99]你长本事了哈
[03:40.35]还能看出来公母
[03:42.23]对呀
[03:43.05]三只苍蝇叮在啤酒瓶上
[03:45.77]两只苍蝇叮在手机上
[03:48.39]这还用看呐