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[00:00.10]Bull Is The Spider (Explicit) - Dan Bull
[00:00.20]Lyrics by：Dan Bull
[00:00.30]Composed by：Dan Bull
[00:00.72]I am a spider hi how are you
[00:04.40]Four pairs of walking boots I'm anansi sinatra
[00:07.00]Sitting peacefully content with mingling
[00:09.12]Until the evening when my evil senses get to tingling
[00:12.01]But isn't it a great time chilling in the daytime
[00:14.52]Until the night arrives and then it's playtime
[00:17.17]I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time
[00:19.96]Connect you to my web before giving you some face time
[00:22.47]Many a brave knight gave a brave fight
[00:24.65]Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site
[00:27.53]In the daytime I'm a web designer
[00:29.85]Then when the night time arrives I get kind of wild
[00:33.35]I'm crawling up your wall
[00:35.64]Black and hairy very small
[00:38.10]Now I'm up above your head
[00:40.72]Hanging by a little thread
[00:43.48]Creepy crawly creepy crawly
[00:48.36]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[00:49.82]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[00:51.15]Bull is the spider
[00:53.82]Look I'm a giant ungoliant a shelob an aragog
[00:56.16]An arukenimon and I wreck anyone I can I'm pog
[00:58.81]A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers
[01:01.38]Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs ornate pincers
[01:04.25]Wait a moment I must finish up a few things
[01:06.81]Wrap up a customer pick up a couple loose strings
[01:09.40]Circadian mood swings change the way I do things
[01:11.92]I could lose a few limbs and just be like oops cringe
[01:14.65]Went in to the dentist and I said to them
[01:16.71]My tooth stings
[01:17.38]They didn't find the double entendre too amusing
[01:19.71]And I may not be tall but when
[01:21.33]I'm climbing up the walls
[01:22.21]Right behind you you'll be frightened
[01:23.33]While you're trying not to fall
[01:24.55]Right down into the dungeon
[01:26.12]Find yourself in a conundrum
[01:27.34]Right in time 'cause I'm inviting
[01:28.65]You to help me out with luncheon
[01:30.59]I'm climbing up your spout
[01:32.92]Creepy crawly
[01:35.79]That rain won't wash me out
[01:38.23]Creepy crawly
[01:40.94]I'm climbing up your spout
[01:43.53]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[01:45.18]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[01:46.26]Your mates won't hear you shout
[01:48.74]Bull is the spider
[01:51.21]I'm a brain on legs animated in my element
[01:53.61]And when I'm spitting venom it's as if I'm eminem
[01:56.43]Picking up the pen again and dip it in the poison
[01:59.00]Liquify your innards turn your organs into hoi sin
[02:01.52]So bring your boys in tell them this'll hurt
[02:03.97]With the main course finished then I'll have them for dessert
[02:06.64]Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea
[02:09.57]Call me dali or bunuel while I'm about to slice your cornea
[02:12.00]A primordial killer debilitating prey
[02:14.53]With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise
[02:17.24]I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway
[02:19.78]So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves
[02:22.47]It needn't have to happen in a painful way
[02:24.65]So lay awake breathe count down from ten and then fade away
[02:27.80]I'm crawling up your wall
[02:30.49]Creepy crawly
[02:32.20]Black and hairy very small
[02:35.41]Creepy crawly
[02:38.26]Now I'm up above your head
[02:40.86]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[02:41.84]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[02:43.27]Hanging by a little thread
[02:45.97]Bull is the spider
[02:48.16]Well hello again friend I'm a skeleton
[02:50.90]Hopping on your back like aladdin on an elephant
[02:53.67]Accessorising spiders like a bonewhite petticoat
[02:56.34]But we know I'm only here to maximise the seo
[02:58.84]We're just some friendly bros but to you we're deadly foes
[03:01.51]Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go
[03:04.03]So let's go skeleton my exoskeleton
[03:06.51]Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow
[03:09.25]That we find in the mine
[03:10.69]Digging redstone diamonds
[03:11.58]We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone
[03:14.42]Inscribed with the line was alive now he's dead lol
[03:20.23]I'm climbing up your spout
[03:22.58]That rain won't wash me out
[03:25.23]I'm climbing up your spout
[03:27.76]Your mates won't hear you shout
[03:30.33]Creepy crawly creepy crawly
[03:35.38]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[03:36.50]Creepy creepy crawly crawly
[03:37.97]Bull is the spider