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[00:00.00]Tyler Perry Writes Real Life (Explicit) - Various Artists/Larry Owens/L Morgan Lee/James Jackson Jr./Jason Veasey/Antwayn Hopper/John-Michael Lyles/John-Andrew Morrison/Michael R. Jackson
[00:00.11]Lyrics by：Michael R. Jackson
[00:00.22]Composed by：Michael R. Jackson
[00:00.34]I know it's been months since we last spoke
[00:03.05]And I have no idea if
[00:04.21]This is of any interest to you
[00:05.62]Or if you have any materials to send
[00:08.31]But we just got a call for submissions
[00:10.83]For something very exciting especially for you
[00:15.89]Oh yeah what is it
[00:18.42]Tyler Perry
[00:20.54]Tyler Perry
[00:22.26]Tyler Perry
[00:25.19]Oh no
[00:26.07]Tyler Perry
[00:27.87]Tyler Perry
[00:29.97]Tyler Perry
[00:34.15]Hell no
[00:36.73]It seems he's gotten so busy with film
[00:39.94]And TV that his team is looking to farm out
[00:41.87]The gospel plays to a ghostwriter
[00:44.97]It'll be a scream
[00:46.88]And didn't you once tell me that your mother would love
[00:49.11]Nothing more than for you to write one
[00:51.94]So how 'bout it Ush
[00:53.94]Just write a sassy matriarchal lonely spinster who loves God
[00:57.85]Throw in a few color purple quotes whaddya say
[01:01.68]Thank you for the opportunity
[01:03.91]Of course
[01:04.64]Of course
[01:05.28]But Tyler would be none too fond of me
[01:07.76]Don't sell yourself short
[01:08.99]The crap he puts on stage film and TV
[01:11.27]Makes my bile want to rise
[01:12.60]I know I know your integrity
[01:14.19]Nothing that he writes seems real to me
[01:15.77]Yes you think he sucks uh huh
[01:17.62]Just simple-minded hack buffoonery
[01:19.33]But no theaters will touch you
[01:20.95]And if I try to match his coonery
[01:23.44]He'd see through my disguise
[01:27.69]It's true I'm still emerging
[01:29.40]Looking to make my start
[01:30.97]But not so hungry that I'd ride the chitlin circuit
[01:34.59]I'm into entertainment
[01:35.97]That's undercover art
[01:37.66]My mission is to figure out just how to work it
[01:42.25]Today
[01:48.11]Today I plan to change this scene for the better
[01:55.50]Hello agent fairweather are you there
[02:00.66]Race traitor
[02:01.49]Race traitor
[02:02.27]Race traitor
[02:03.88]Race traitor who's there
[02:07.34]I'm Harriet motherf**kin' Tubman
[02:09.21]And I got a problem with you
[02:11.93]I'm Carter G motherf**kin' Woodson
[02:14.50]And I've got a problem with you too
[02:18.51]Jimmy Baldwin
[02:19.79]Zora Neale Huston
[02:24.07]12 years a slave here
[02:29.55]Whitney
[02:30.70]What do you want with me
[02:32.87]To get you together make me get my black a*s up outta
[02:35.39]My 20 grave to put your black a*s on blast
[02:38.21]Talkin' bad about Tyler Perry
[02:40.24]Who the f**k is you n***a
[02:43.14]You look it but you ain't no true n***a
[02:46.67]You make us ancestors blue
[02:49.76]Actin' brand new
[02:51.45]N***a I can't with you
[02:54.96]Tyler is a real n***a
[02:57.85]And not a cracker-pleasing seal n***a
[03:01.50]He writes how our people feel
[03:04.42]With him at the wheel
[03:06.49]N***a what can't we do
[03:09.09]'Cause Tyler Perry writes real life
[03:12.76]Tyler Perry writes real life
[03:16.03]He writes stories we can swallow
[03:18.11]Like Popeyes chicken and biscuits
[03:21.79]He writes stories we can follow
[03:23.67]Like we follow the drinking gourd
[03:27.21]He writes stories 'bout fat black women with weaves
[03:31.09]Finding love and redemption
[03:34.80]With muscle-bound black men who own their own business
[03:38.80]And truly love the Lord
[03:42.30]And truly love the Lord
[03:52.56]So if you won't follow through n***a
[03:56.53]I'll SMDH at you n***a
[04:00.44]'Cause
[04:01.77]And just as somebody
[04:06.14]Trying to tell everybody
[04:11.37]That you ain't nobody n***a so
[04:15.08]Get off the stage
[04:19.20]And let
[04:19.83]Tyler Perry write real life
[04:23.14]'Cause Tyler Perry writes real life