[ti:Miracle]
[ar:Tim Minchin]
[al:Matilda The Musical (Original London Cast 2011)]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]Miracle - Tim Minchin
[00:26.69]LAVENDER：
[00:26.97]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[00:30.41]ERIC：
[00:31.07]My daddy says I'm his special little guy
[00:35.47]ALICE：
[00:36.43]I am a princess
[00:37.62]BRUCE：
[00:37.94]And I am a prince
[00:38.92]LAVENDER/AMANDA/ALICE/HORTENSIA：
[00:39.70]Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky
[00:42.64]BRUCE/ERIC：
[00:43.23]My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
[00:46.47]No one is as handsome strong as me
[00:49.64]It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
[00:53.19]But I'm his little soldier
[00:54.86]Hup 2-4-3
[00:56.10]AMANDA/HORTENSIA：
[00:56.66]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[00:58.85]One look at my face and it's plain to see
[01:01.90]Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
[01:05.34]It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
[01:08.22]NIGEL/TOMMY：
[01:08.80]My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
[01:11.85]No one is as bold or tough as me
[01:14.99]Has my daddy told you
[01:16.38]One day when I'm older
[01:18.01]I can be a soldier
[01:19.36]And shoot you in the face
[01:21.05]PARTY ENTERTAINER：
[01:22.66]One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
[01:28.67]It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days
[01:34.93]Special-ness seems de-rigueur
[01:37.49]Above average is average go figure
[01:40.70]Is it is some modern miracle of calculus
[01:43.65]That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous
[01:47.89]CHILDREN：
[01:48.74]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[01:51.17]One look at my face and it's plain to see
[01:54.26]Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
[01:57.72]It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
[02:00.84]LAVENDER：
[02:01.16]My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
[02:04.12]She has never seen a prettier barrelina
[02:07.20]She says that if I'm keen I have to cut down on the cream
[02:10.26]But I'm a barrelina so give me more cake
[02:12.60]MOTHER 1/FATHER 2：
[02:13.15]Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made
[02:15.91]The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway
[02:19.41]MOTHER 2：
[02:19.81]That's right honey look at mummy
[02:21.35]FATHER 2：
[02:21.74]Don't put honey on your brother
[02:22.81]MOTHER 2：
[02:23.17]Smile for mummy smile for mother
[02:24.29]FATHER 2：
[02:24.59]I think she blinked
[02:25.14]MOTHER 2：
[02:25.46]Well take another
[02:25.93]FATHER 3：
[02:26.19]Have you seen his school report?
[02:27.50]He got a 'C' on his report
[02:28.85]MOTHER 3：
[02:29.14]What?!
[02:29.27]FATHER 3：
[02:29.63]We'll have to change his school
[02:30.59]His teacher's clearly falling short
[02:31.99]MOTHER 1：
[02:32.34]She's just delightful
[02:32.69]FATHER 1：
[02:33.05]So hilarious and
[02:33.75]MOTHER 1/FATHER 1：
[02:34.38]Insightful
[02:34.53]ALL PARENTS：
[02:34.82]Might she be a little brighter than the norm?
[02:36.78]I know to boys it's frightful form
[02:38.86]All CHILDREN/PARENTS：
[02:41.21]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[02:43.31]One look at my face and it's plain to see
[02:46.21]Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
[02:50.18]It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
[02:53.52]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[02:56.03]That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
[02:59.15]You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
[03:02.55]There's never been a miracle a miracle a miracle as me
[04:19.63]DOCTOR：
[04:20.04]A baby Mrs. Wormwood
[04:22.17]A child the most precious gift the natural world
[04:25.51]Can bestow upon us has been handed to you
[04:28.05]A brand new human being a life a person
[04:32.78]A wonderful new person is about to come into your life and bring you love
[04:36.60]And magic and happiness and wonder
[04:39.39]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[04:39.73]Oh Bloody 'ell
[04:41.27]DOCTOR：
[04:41.78]Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind
[04:49.31]MIDWIFE：
[04:49.51]Push Mrs. Wormwood push
[04:50.88]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[04:51.37]I'll push you in a minute
[04:53.27]DOCTOR：
[04:54.15]Each new-born life a canvas yet unpainted
[04:58.81]This still unbroken skin
[05:01.96]This uncorrupted mind
[05:06.35]Every life is unbelievably unlikely
[05:12.52]The chances of existence
[05:14.67]Almost infinitely small
[05:18.92]The most common thing in life is life
[05:28.24]DOCTOR：
[05:28.47]And yet every single life
[05:31.98]Every new life is a miracle
[05:38.75]Miracle
[06:46.10]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[06:46.53]This is the worst day of my life
[06:49.90]Oh my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal
[06:54.88]My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light
[06:59.52]And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal semi-Spanish gown
[07:04.62]I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight
[07:10.13]I should be dancing the tarantella
[07:15.00]Qui mon fella italiano
[07:18.97]Not dressed in hospital cotton
[07:23.22]With a smarting front bottom
[07:26.99]And this horrible
[07:28.66]DOCTOR：
[07:28.94]Miracle
[07:29.40]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[07:29.69]Smelly little
[07:30.31]DOCTOR：
[07:30.58]Miracle
[07:31.12]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[07:31.52]Weakly little ball of fat
[07:32.91]MR. WORMWOOD：
[07:33.39]What the hell was that?
[07:34.24]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[07:34.53]Will someone give this thing a bottle?
[07:35.99]MR. WORMWOOD：
[07:36.32]Or swap it for a later model?
[07:37.71]MR. WORMWOOD/MRS. WORMWOOD：
[07:39.29]Why do bad things always happen to good people?
[07:45.65]Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?
[07:51.84]Why when we've done nothing wrong
[07:54.80]Should this disaster come along?
[07:57.79]This horrible weird looking
[08:01.08]MRS. WORMWOOD：
[08:01.45]Hairy little stinky thing
[08:02.76]MR. WORMWOOD：
[08:03.10]With no sign of a winky-ding at all
[08:05.30]DOCTOR：
[08:05.48]Miracle miracle a miracle every life's a miracle
[08:10.88]Beautiful miracle I have ever seen
[08:15.97]MR. WORMWOOD：
[08:16.41]I can't find his frank and beans
[08:19.19]DOCTOR：
[08:19.56]Every life is unbelievably unlikely
[08:25.76]The chances of existence almost infinitely small
[08:32.33]The most common thing in life is life
[08:38.68]And yet every single life every new life is a miracle
[08:48.85]Miracle Miracle
[09:00.97]CHILDREN：
[09:01.35]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[09:03.59]One look at my face and it's plain to see
[09:06.73]Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
[09:10.08]It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
[09:13.47]My mummy says I'm a miracle
[09:16.21]That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
[09:19.63]You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
[09:22.69]There's never been a miracle a miracle as me a miracle as me
[09:29.23]MATILDA：
[09:29.67]My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm
[09:33.49]My daddy says I'm a bore
[09:37.15]My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
[09:40.37]That kids like me should be against the law
[09:44.68]My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole
[09:48.17]No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
[09:51.58]Mum says I'm a good case for population control
[09:55.32]Dad says I should watch more TV