[00:02.27]Nicholas albert look I don't know where they are
[00:08.42]But I'd like you to meet my two pals
[00:11.08]My buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them well
[00:16.09]I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[00:20.63]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[00:27.23]Strange as it seems I met in my dreams nick teen and al k hall
[00:31.98]Here's what they said to me use your head
[00:33.95]Just see your life is very very dull
[00:36.06]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[00:41.00]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[00:47.76]So I said to nick nick tell me quick what should a fellow do'
[00:52.47]He said to me boy easy to see boy
[00:54.88]You should try a cigarette or two'
[00:56.86]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[01:01.78]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[01:08.39]So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise
[01:13.08]I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
[01:15.65]And everything spun round before my eyes
[01:17.63]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[01:22.46]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[01:29.14]So I said to al 'al be a pal what do you really think'
[01:34.09]He said to me boy easy to see boy smoking's kid's stuff
[01:37.90]Pour yourself a drink'
[01:38.45]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[01:43.16]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[01:50.05]So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down
[01:54.93]First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me
[01:57.14]And everything went all spinning round
[01:59.09]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[02:04.08]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[02:10.98]Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet
[02:15.67]I noticed first a terrible thirst and then a craving for a cigarette
[02:20.04]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[02:25.00]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[02:31.98]Take my advice this smoking is nice
[02:33.98]And the drinking is really lush
[02:36.45]As you can see there's no change in me
[02:38.90]I'm still as pure as the driven slush
[02:41.04]Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
[02:46.00]Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall
[02:49.94]Nick teen and al k hall