[ti:Another Terrible Day]
[ar:Rob Rokicki、George Salazar]
[al:The Lightning Thief (Original Cast Recording)]
[by:krc转qrc工具]
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[00:00.90]Mr.D（Dionysus）：Oh, you're alive
[00:03.60]I suppose that's good news for you
[00:06.24]But it means a lot more paperwork for me
[00:08.92]So don't expect me to be happy to see you
[00:12.25]Of course, being alive is temporary
[00:15.57]So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle
[00:18.31]for a few hours, things might improve.
[00:20.44]For me. Not for you. You'd be dead.
[00:23.40]Percy： Where am I
[00:24.94]Mr.D：Great! You haven't been debriefed
[00:27.84]This is way out of my pay grade
[00:30.44]Which is saying a lot
[00:31.78]'Cause I don't get paid
[00:33.97]Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath
[00:35.02]and tell him Peter Johnson is awake,
[00:37.46]so he better clip-clop over here!
[00:38.81]Percy：It’s Percy Jackson.
[00:41.33]Mr.D：Whatever!
[00:42.92]Just another terrible day
[00:46.16]At Camp Half-Blood
[00:47.13]Where everything's the worst
[00:48.98]Just another terrible day
[00:51.87]When you're in charge
[00:53.24]It's like you're cursed
[00:54.30]Well, technically I am cursed.
[00:57.19]One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph,
[01:00.69]and you're stuck running a summer camp
[01:02.59]for a bunch of needy half-bloods.
[01:04.23]Percy：Half blood
[01:05.61]Mr.D：Yeah, half-god, half-mortal.
[01:08.28]Does no one watch the orientation film?
[01:11.35]Percy：Did you say half-god?
[01:12.53]Mr.D：Yeah. And I half-care
[01:15.36]Who's next? Silena Beauregard!
[01:18.35]Oh great, she’s crying.
[01:21.69]Silena：I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf
[01:24.26]and we were holding hands
[01:26.55]and everything was totally normal
[01:28.41]and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers.
[01:32.92]Everywhere!
[01:34.68]Mr.D：Look, kid
[01:36.14]I hate to be the one to tell you
[01:37.91]But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
[01:40.82]That doesn't wanna to wish you well
[01:43.49]To tell you the truth
[01:44.56]The best thing is to break up with the guy
[01:46.52]'Course, who am I to give relationship advice,
[01:49.66]I'm literally the god of alcohol
[01:52.04]Selina：But he loves me
[01:53.60]Mr.D：He loves you not! Next!
[01:57.05]Another terrible day
[01:59.60]At Camp Half-Blood
[02:00.60]Where everything's the worst
[02:02.37]Just another terrible day
[02:05.25]I'm the god of wine
[02:06.65]And I'm dying of thirst
[02:07.95]Percy：Wait, did you say you're a god?
[02:10.01]Mr.D：Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy.
[02:14.75]Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm.
[02:18.93]Katie：I fell off a pegasus
[02:20.69]Mr.D：You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays,
[02:23.76]You have archery.
[02:24.84]Katie：Those arrows are made of wood!
[02:27.51]Wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate
[02:29.89]In any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter
[02:32.70]Of our arboreal friends-
[02:34.09]Mr.D：Oh, gods
[02:35.84]Give me Ares or Apollo
[02:37.54]Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin
[02:40.19]Now that you blessed us
[02:42.02]Go talk to Hephaestus
[02:43.44]Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing
[02:45.95]And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies...
[02:50.59]Ah, speaking of ponies.
[02:52.71]Chiron：Percy
[02:53.69]Percy：Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here?
[02:56.10]This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and...
[03:00.59]What is going on?
[03:01.99]Chiron：It's... complicated
[03:04.82]Mr.D：Oh kid,
[03:05.85]You have no idea
[03:07.08]About this place or your former mentor
[03:09.61]I don't have time
[03:10.72]To fill you in on the details
[03:13.30]But look, he's also a centaur
[03:14.83]God!
[03:16.06]Chiron：I did mean to tell you…
[03:19.70]Mr.D：Another terrible day (Mr. Brunner!)
[03:22.63]At Camp Half-blood (You're a horse!)
[03:24.84]Where everything's the worst (What is happening?)
[03:26.56]Another terrible day
[03:27.11]You can hate it here
[03:29.86]But I hated it first
[03:31.66]Just another terrible day
[03:34.74]Stuck with these runts
[03:36.35]In the muck and mud
[03:37.74]Another terrible day
[03:41.63]Oh gods!
[03:45.76]I need a drink
[03:48.72]Enjoy your stay
[03:50.26]At Camp Half-blood