[ti:Triplets]
[ar:Danny Kaye]
[al:The Hits Collection]
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[00:00.00]Triplets - Danny Kaye
[00:01.91]Written by：Schwartz/Dietz
[00:03.83]Three little unexpected children simultaneously
[00:06.77]The doctor brought us in you can see
[00:08.42]That we'll be three forever and E I O
[00:11.93]You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be
[00:14.80]Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day
[00:18.47]E I O
[00:19.83]Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden
[00:23.31]Every winter we come back home to Walla Walla Walla
[00:28.76]We do everything alike
[00:30.84]We look alike we dress alike
[00:33.10]We walk alike we talk alike
[00:34.81]And what is more
[00:35.68]We hate each other very much
[00:37.95]We hate our folks
[00:39.26]We're sick of jokes about
[00:40.44]How hard it is to tell us apart
[00:42.87]If one of us gets the measles
[00:44.69]The other one gets the measles
[00:46.49]Then all of us gets the measles
[00:48.29]And mumps and croup
[00:50.42]How I wish I had a gun a little gun
[00:53.88]It would be fun to shoot the other
[00:55.87]Two and only be one
[00:57.61]Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs Goldenbasser
[01:01.21]Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy
[01:04.87]Mrs Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel
[01:08.36]Of her major operation when she had her twins
[01:11.90]But when mother comes along she silences the others
[01:15.68]She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers
[01:19.36]For example just to prove that she was more than ample
[01:22.55]She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant
[01:26.55]Dr Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner
[01:29.66]On the day that he first slipped upon us three
[01:33.67]We do everything alike
[01:35.74]We look alike we dress alike
[01:38.03]We talk alike we walk alike
[01:39.81]And what is more
[01:40.73]We hate each other very much
[01:42.95]We hate our folks
[01:44.27]We're sick of jokes on what an art
[01:46.15]It is to tell us apart
[01:47.93]We eat the same kind of vittle
[01:49.74]We drink from the same kind of bottles
[01:51.48]We sit in the same kind of
[01:52.64]High chair high chair high chair
[01:55.38]Momma says that we're a bore
[01:57.53]And what is more
[01:58.76]She didn't want to have us
[02:00.49]And we didn't wanna have her
[02:05.68]No more