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[00:00.00]Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap (Acapella) - Dan Bull
[00:00.19]Lyrics by：Dan Bull
[00:00.30]Composed by：Dan Bull
[00:00.41]Pigman
[00:00.90]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[00:02.57]Let me show you around the nether
[00:03.73]Pigman
[00:04.44]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[00:06.05]Hanging with my Pigman gang
[00:07.49]And we'll be found underground deep down in the Nether
[00:09.42]Nether-region covered by a brown bit of leather
[00:11.14]With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal
[00:12.99]You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
[00:14.99]Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
[00:17.19]And the gore that results will be awful
[00:18.77]Caution
[00:19.18]You better be warned to be cautious
[00:20.67]Never snort Nether Wart in the Nether Fortress
[00:22.60]Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
[00:24.54]This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
[00:26.38]Enduring it will take up all your resources
[00:28.38]You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
[00:30.21]Did you fall for us of course this is courtship
[00:31.80]No
[00:32.22]Soz your lordship I thought we could all kiss
[00:33.84]Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers
[00:35.74]We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous
[00:37.51]Pigman
[00:38.50]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[00:40.10]Let me show you around the nether
[00:41.21]Pigman
[00:42.05]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[00:43.41]Hanging with my Pigman gang
[00:44.75]Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen
[00:47.73]I consider my friends
[00:48.56]You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension
[00:50.52]Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
[00:52.58]The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever-clogs
[00:54.50]So let me tell you all about the other Nether Mobs
[00:56.45]In the Nether I wonder whether you've ever seen a
[00:57.93]Wither with a Skeleton with a Wither Skeleton
[00:59.90]Have you ever been aghast at a Ghast as it blasts
[01:01.82]Burning gas at your a*s that could shatter a glass
[01:03.61]So attack
[01:04.44]And when the thing disappears
[01:05.33]It can actually bring you to tears
[01:07.52]Like a sad book or some tragic news
[01:09.31]Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube
[01:11.11]I assume that isn't gonna happen again
[01:12.86]Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen
[01:14.84]Be warned of the lust for chasing the Blaze Rod
[01:16.92]Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
[01:18.82]In trouble lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
[01:20.60]You're just another name jotted in the case log
[01:22.66]Longer than the list of the Mobs in this place
[01:24.47]There's plenty more brought friends to play with
[01:26.44]Have you fought twenty Blazes avoided Endermen gazes
[01:30.11]Attempt to make sense of the empty page
[01:31.86]Though the map won't show how immense this cave is
[01:33.96]Like Big Ben it's surrounded by Pigmen
[01:35.57]Ooh political
[01:36.38]Can you tell what I did then
[01:37.52]Pigman
[01:38.31]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[01:40.16]Let me show you around the nether
[01:41.25]Pigman
[01:42.02]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
[01:43.52]Hanging with my Pigman gang
[01:44.93]Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen
[01:47.67]I consider my friends
[01:48.43]You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension
[01:50.47]Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen
[01:52.47]Pig pigmen pig pigmen
[01:54.33]Pig pigmen piggy pig pigmen
[01:56.11]Pig pigmen pig pigmen
[01:58.08]Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pigmen
[01:59.22]I can't do it I can't do it