[ti:St. George And The Dragonet]
[ar:Stan Freberg]
[al:Point Of Order]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg/Daws Butler/June Foray
[00:08.02]The legend you are about to hear is true
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[00:10.47]Only the needle should be
[00:11.37]Changed to protect the record
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[00:20.72]This is the countryside
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[00:22.42]My name is St George
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[00:23.94]I'm a knight
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[00:25.18]Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm
[00:27.24]I was working out of the
[00:28.08]Castle on the nightwatch
[00:28.63]When a call came in from the Chief
[00:29.80]
[00:30.50]A dragon had been devouring maidens
[00:32.01]Homicide
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[00:33.32]My job slay him
[00:34.84]
[00:39.47]You call me Chief
[00:40.55]Yes the dragon again devouring maidens
[00:42.26]The King's daughter may be next
[00:43.47]Mmm hmm
[00:43.84]You got a lead
[00:44.57]Oh nothing much to go on
[00:45.65]Say did you take that 45 automatic
[00:46.98]Into the lab to have them check on it
[00:48.61]Yeah you were right
[00:50.40]I was right
[00:50.99]Yeah It was a gun
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[00:55.68]8:22 pm I talked to one of the maidens
[00:57.54]Who had almost been devoured
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[01:00.74]Could I talk to you Ma'am
[01:01.97]Who are you
[01:02.65]I'm St George Ma'am
[01:03.61]Homicide Ma'am
[01:04.49]Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am
[01:05.85]I understand you were
[01:06.64]Almost devoured by the Ma'am
[01:07.67]Is that right dragon
[01:08.59]It was terrible
[01:09.20]He breathed fire on me
[01:11.34]He burned me already
[01:12.66]
[01:13.46]How can I be sure of that Ma'am
[01:15.16]Believe me
[01:15.61]I got it straight from the dragon's mouth
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[01:21.16]11:45 pm
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[01:22.30]I rode over the King's Highway
[01:23.57]I saw a man
[01:24.30]Stopped to talk to him
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[01:26.64]Pardon me Sir
[01:27.13]Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir
[01:28.65]Sure I don't mind
[01:29.57]What do you do for a living
[01:30.97]I'm a knave
[01:31.70]Didn't I pick you up on a 903
[01:33.76]Last year for stealing tarts
[01:34.61]Yeah so what
[01:35.87]Do you wanna make a federal case out of it
[01:37.56]No Sir
[01:37.96]We heard there was a dragon
[01:39.16]Operating in this neighborhood
[01:39.78]We just want to know if you've seen him
[01:41.18]Sure I've seen him
[01:42.26]Mmm hmm
[01:43.11]Could you describe him for me
[01:44.17]What's to describe
[01:45.23]You see one dragon you seen 'em all
[01:46.89]Would you try to remember Sir
[01:48.58]Just for the record
[01:49.22]We just want to get the facts Sir
[01:50.45]Well he was you know
[01:51.51]He had orange polka dots
[01:52.82]Yes Sir
[01:53.49]Purple feet breathing fire and smoke
[01:55.76]Mmm hmm
[01:56.09]And one big bloodshot eye
[01:57.22]Right in the middle of his forehead and
[01:58.63]Uh like that
[02:00.26]
[02:00.78]Notice anything unusual about him
[02:01.86]No he's just your run of the
[02:03.59]Mill dragon you know
[02:04.32]Mmm hmm
[02:04.73]Yes Sir
[02:05.10]You can go now
[02:05.81]Hey by the way how you gonna catch him
[02:07.35]I thought you'd never ask
[02:08.72]A Dragonet
[02:09.34]
[02:14.61]3:05 pm
[02:15.50]I was riding back into the courtyard
[02:16.66]To make my report to the lab
[02:17.80]Then it happened
[02:18.45]
[02:22.88]It was the dragon
[02:23.56]Hey I'm the fire breathin' Dragon
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[02:26.93]You must be St George right
[02:28.79]Yes Sir
[02:29.17]I can see you got one of them new
[02:30.79]45 caliber swords
[02:31.51]
[02:32.22]That's about the size of it
[02:33.39]Ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:35.95]You slay me
[02:37.60]That's what I wanted to talk to you about
[02:39.13]What do you mean
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[02:40.93]I'm taking you in on a 502
[02:42.31]You figure it out
[02:43.44]What's the charge
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[02:45.07]Devouring maidens out of season
[02:46.17]Out of season
[02:47.42]You'll never pin that rap on me
[02:49.05]Do you hear me cop
[02:50.63]Yeah I hear you
[02:51.94]I got you on a 412 too
[02:53.41]A 412
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[02:54.90]What's a 412
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[02:57.16]Over acting Let's go
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[03:03.22]On September the 5th the Dragon
[03:04.73]Was tried and convicted
[03:05.50]His fire was put out and his maiden
[03:07.55]Devouring license revoked
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[03:08.95]Maiden devouring out of season is punishable
[03:10.71]By a term of not less than 50
[03:12.42]Or more than 300 years