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[00:00.00]The Commercial (2006 Remaster) - King Missile
[00:09.01]Lately I've seen red I've tasted blood
[00:11.94]I've killed with words I've wished and hoped
[00:14.52]And swam through river snot
[00:16.60]Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi
[00:18.79]But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV
[00:22.08]And Irish guy walking through a field green
[00:25.21]Whistling one of those Irish jigs
[00:26.96]And woman walks shop and says
[00:28.71]Manly yes but I like it too
[00:30.72]Then the guy pulls out a huge knife
[00:32.50]Cuts off his first two fingers
[00:34.32]And somehow catches them
[00:35.62]In what's left of his left hand
[00:37.00]And hands them to the woman
[00:38.64]Did I mention they're both dressed in green
[00:40.79]They they both sing the song together
[00:42.75]Are ya icky are ya sticky
[00:44.83]Are ya hot as anything
[00:46.41]Hey cut off two your fingers
[00:48.44]And stab yourself me eye
[00:49.87]Then he stabs himself the eye
[00:51.57]And hands her the knife
[00:52.56]And she stabs herself in ya okay
[00:54.91]Okay so what about that
[00:57.00]Then they join arms do this Irish folk dance
[00:59.30]While taking turns dismembering each other
[01:01.08]This is a commercial for deodorant I think
[01:03.20]Or soap or something
[01:04.20]So now all the body parts are lying in a heap
[01:07.20]But the heads the still singing
[01:08.87]Are ya icky are ya sticky
[01:10.87]Are ya hot as anything
[01:12.47]Hey get away from summer
[01:14.29]Cut off all your limbs
[01:15.60]Then all the body parts
[01:16.66]Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
[01:19.87]Then they jump into the mouths the singing heads
[01:21.98]But then they just slip right back out
[01:23.65]Through the severed necks keep bopping about
[01:26.03]It's very beautiful music that's playing
[01:28.10]There's an Irish flute and a mandolin I think
[01:30.87]And the background singers sound
[01:32.37]Just like the Clancy brothers
[01:33.95]It's really a wonderful commercial
[01:35.73]Spectacular must cost a fortune to make
[01:38.42]The kind commercial you'd see
[01:39.49]During the super bowl maybe
[01:41.02]Where the advertising time costs
[01:42.59]Million dollars a half a minute
[01:44.86]Wow imagine that
[01:46.08]A million dollars for a half a minute
[01:48.14]Anyway by the end velum
[01:49.25]Looks like the two of them been through juicer
[01:51.42]Or a processor blender or something
[01:53.46]It's just a pink puree blood
[01:55.19]Bone flesh in a big bucket
[01:57.19]But it's still singing somehow
[01:58.84]Are ya icky are ya sticky
[02:01.00]Are ya hot as anything
[02:02.31]Hey blend yourself process yourself
[02:04.26]Become a glass the animal juice haven't you had enough
[02:06.27]Fruit juices vegetable juices
[02:08.11]Next time company comes over
[02:09.57]Offer them a cool refreshing glass yourself
[02:12.06]Given yourself
[02:13.24]Stop being such a selfish piece snot
[02:15.02]Okay okay okay
[02:17.29]And now back to our program