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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:02.01]大头兵
[00:03.06]嗯
[00:04.95]
[00:07.32]制出对手
[00:09.12]
[00:11.23]最近大头兵他们跟敌军开战
[00:14.86]老是吃败仗
[00:16.57]连长非常生气
[00:18.49]他对着手下的士兵呵斥起来
[00:20.98]
[00:21.81]举人又吃了败仗
[00:24.24]这时
[00:25.32]大头兵拿出一张照骗
[00:27.60]对连长说
[00:28.62]
[00:29.46]敌人新来的连长非常会用兵
[00:33.09]
[00:33.80]连长终于明白为什么最近打仗总是打不赢
[00:37.64]
[00:38.18]原来都是敌军新连长在作祟
[00:40.85]
[00:41.44]连长思考了一阵
[00:43.09]对大头兵说
[00:44.32]
[00:44.96]你们化妆潜入敌营
[00:47.48]找机会干掉他
[00:48.83]
[00:53.83]嗯
[00:54.88]
[00:55.42]大头兵和待胖换上敌军士兵的军服就出发了
[01:00.25]
[01:07.26]敌军军营里
[01:08.55]士兵们扛着枪正在训练
[01:10.98]
[01:11.70]大头兵和待胖躲在一棵大树后面悄悄观察着
[01:16.11]
[01:18.30]是敌人连长
[01:19.89]
[01:20.40]他身边跟着卫兵
[01:22.44]不好下手啊
[01:25.65]看来他要在这个哨卡值班儿
[01:28.77]大头兵拿出一部电脑查阅起来
[01:31.74]
[01:33.09]啊
[01:34.50]资料显示他的弱点是爱财如命
[01:38.34]大头兵想到了一个好主意
[01:40.89]他趴在呆胖耳边小声说
[01:43.68]
[01:44.25]车内线消息
[01:46.50]敌人团以上军官一会儿要开军事会议
[01:49.80]
[01:50.31]这个哨卡是他们必经之地
[01:54.00]咱们如此这般
[01:56.31]有了好主意
[01:57.66]大头兵立马就行动了
[01:59.85]
[02:00.36]穿着敌兵军服的
[02:01.80]他走到敌军连长身边
[02:04.44]进了个军礼说
[02:06.30]掌握好您的皮带真不错
[02:09.78]200元能卖给我吗
[02:12.09]
[02:12.97]大头兵从口袋里掏出200元钞票
[02:16.54]
[02:17.08]敌军连长一看到钱
[02:18.76]眼睛都亮了
[02:19.90]
[02:21.84]可以
[02:22.89]他马上解掉皮带
[02:24.57]递给了大头兵
[02:26.01]
[02:26.70]一条皮带卖了200元
[02:28.68]这买卖做得太划算了
[02:30.36]
[02:31.20]敌兵连长双手提着裤子
[02:33.90]心里很得意
[02:35.22]
[02:35.91]可就在这时
[02:37.20]敌兵团长走了过来
[02:39.30]
[02:41.34]哇
[02:42.00]这团长手提着裤子
[02:43.71]没办法敬礼
[02:44.67]这可怎么办
[02:45.78]敌兵连长非常着急
[02:47.79]不知道该怎么办
[02:49.38]
[02:49.98]见了长官啊
[02:53.37]团长非常生气
[02:55.02]对着连长扬手就是一个巴掌
[02:57.57]
[02:58.23]敌兵连长被打得眼冒金星
[03:01.17]头上戴的钢盔都掉了
[03:03.45]
[03:04.20]紧接着
[03:05.28]敌军师长也过来了
[03:06.90]
[03:08.74]哎呀
[03:09.46]是师长
[03:10.12]得赶紧敬礼
[03:11.44]双手提着裤子的敌军连长慌了神
[03:15.01]他赶紧举起胳膊
[03:16.72]进军里a 掌握好
[03:19.92]啊
[03:21.69]
[03:22.59]真尴尬
[03:23.91]当着师长的面
[03:25.35]脸长的裤子掉了
[03:27.12]露出个小裤衩
[03:28.83]
[03:29.70]敌军师长非常不满
[03:32.16]他命令道
[03:33.66]这个上位居然军容如此不整
[03:37.26]重达50 军棍
[03:38.73]
[03:39.33]于是
[03:40.26]敌军连长被一名彪形大汉拖进了军法处
[03:44.82]
[03:48.84]敌军连长疼得直叫唤
[03:51.57]大头兵和待胖躲在窗户外面一个劲儿地偷笑
[03:55.50]
[03:57.03]任务完成回营
[03:59.43]回到军营后
[04:00.87]大头兵和待胖对连长说
[04:03.63]报告长官
[04:04.62]敌人连长已失去指挥能力
[04:07.02]
[04:07.57]50 军棍不躺三个月根本起不了床
[04:12.13]连长听了连连称赞
[04:14.35]
[04:15.11]这下打仗的时候
[04:17.00]敌军的连长就没法上战场指挥用兵了