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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:02.00]大投标
[00:03.38]
[00:07.02]滚得挺快
[00:08.61]
[00:16.47]又开战
[00:17.22]
[00:17.73]到处子弹横飞
[00:19.77]地雷炸的震天下
[00:21.66]
[00:22.41]在一排沙袋后面
[00:24.03]呆胖双手捧着一个汉堡
[00:26.16]吃得津津有味
[00:27.81]
[00:28.38]大头兵检了不大高兴
[00:30.63]
[00:31.50]战斗这么激烈
[00:33.42]你还顾得上吃花
[00:35.82]
[00:38.54]一颗接一颗子弹从他们头顶呼啸而过
[00:42.56]俩人吓得抱头趴在地上
[00:44.78]
[00:45.47]啊
[00:46.16]一个士兵中弹了
[00:47.36]
[00:48.29]看着越来越猛
[00:50.54]忽然有人喊道
[00:51.89]快撤
[00:52.52]敌人的援军上来了
[00:53.60]
[00:54.29]大头兵和待胖拔腿就跑
[00:56.45]
[00:59.39]呆胖实在是太胖了
[01:01.31]整个人吃的圆滚滚的
[01:03.38]就像一个皮球
[01:04.88]没跑几步就累得跑不动了
[01:07.67]大头兵边跑边扭头说
[01:09.98]就知道吃胖的都跑不动了
[01:13.01]等着当俘虏吧
[01:14.06]
[01:14.87]就在这时
[01:16.10]下坡路到了
[01:17.45]一个圆滚滚的力气滚到了大头兵前面
[01:20.96]
[01:22.55]啊
[01:23.51]原来是待胖
[01:24.86]他蜷缩成球状
[01:26.21]滚得飞快
[01:27.38]把大头兵远远甩在了后面
[01:29.75]
[01:30.56]跑的不快
[01:31.88]滚得倒挺快
[01:33.08]
[01:42.20]秘密武器
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[01:46.92]这天
[01:47.76]连长派给大头兵一个任务
[01:50.31]
[01:51.18]取出个俘虏回来吃
[01:53.34]
[01:55.18]大头兵来到敌军军区附近
[01:57.76]潜伏在草丛里
[01:59.11]
[01:59.68]这时
[02:00.43]一个身材魁梧的敌军士兵拿着步枪走了过来
[02:04.75]眼看就要被发现了
[02:06.70]大头兵心想
[02:07.84]
[02:08.52]瞧这块儿头不好对付啊
[02:11.82]得智取
[02:12.99]
[02:14.21]等敌军士兵走进
[02:16.01]大头兵忽然从草丛里站起身
[02:18.71]转身就跑
[02:19.67]
[02:20.24]敌军士兵在后面穷追不舍
[02:22.94]站住
[02:23.96]大头兵一边跑一边从口袋里取出一小瓶液体
[02:27.98]让你尝尝我这秘密武器的厉害
[02:30.59]
[02:31.49]大头兵把瓶子丢了出去
[02:33.65]
[02:34.25]瓶子落在地上
[02:35.72]里面的液体流了出来
[02:37.97]敌兵一脚踩在上面
[02:39.86]不好
[02:40.46]脚被黏住了
[02:41.42]
[02:42.08]原来这是一瓶强力胶水
[02:45.05]敌兵被牢牢地粘在了地上
[02:47.63]大头兵得意的说
[02:49.89]嘿嘿
[02:50.85]乖乖地当俘虏吧
[02:53.67]
[03:01.39]晕错了气
[03:03.04]
[03:05.42]大头兵败了
[03:06.44]一个气功大师做师傅
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[03:09.71]寄运丹田
[03:12.38]
[03:12.97]大师一边嘴里默念着
[03:15.22]一边慢悠悠地用手比划着运气
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[03:18.40]然后他一掌击向旁边的石碑
[03:21.82]趴时背背几段了
[03:24.37]
[03:25.92]跟着师傅学了几日
[03:27.69]大师对大头兵说
[03:29.49]你学会运气
[03:31.05]可以单掌开石落下山去吧
[03:34.68]于是
[03:35.70]大头兵半信半疑地离开了
[03:38.16]为了验证自己的实力
[03:39.78]大头兵搬来一个石碑
[03:42.12]学着大师的样子运气
[03:44.49]然后一掌击向石碑
[03:46.38]
[03:47.51]一明明体内有了气感
[03:51.17]怎么打不断这块石碑呢
[03:53.00]
[03:53.61]哪里出了问题
[03:55.08]嗯
[03:55.92]
[03:56.50]于是大头兵坐在石凳上思考起来
[03:59.83]
[04:00.52]在石凳上坐了一会儿
[04:03.07]肚子有点儿胀得
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[04:06.76]天呐
[04:07.90]大头兵一个屁竟然把石凳给震裂断开了
[04:11.50]
[04:12.28]原来气功练跑偏啦
[04:14.89]走了下三路