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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:01.98]大投标
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[00:07.23]弹射座椅
[00:09.45]
[00:16.38]快撤吧
[00:17.22]敌人打进来了
[00:18.27]
[00:20.06]大头兵所在的司令部被敌人攻陷
[00:23.15]
[00:23.96]临走前
[00:24.92]连长招呼大头兵一起撤退
[00:27.38]
[00:27.95]大头兵心想
[00:29.66]不能就这样把司令部让给敌人啊
[00:34.46]对了
[00:35.27]战斗机上有弹射座椅
[00:38.00]
[00:40.34]大头兵这是要做什么
[00:42.53]
[00:43.07]只见他搬来一个座椅
[00:45.02]放在司令桌子前
[00:46.97]然后自己悄悄藏了起来
[00:49.61]
[00:51.24]没一会儿
[00:52.08]
[00:52.68]敌人攻进了司令部
[00:54.21]
[00:54.90]看到司令桌
[00:56.31]嘿嘿一笑
[00:57.39]
[00:58.02]哈哈哈
[00:58.89]在敌军司令的宝座上坐一坐
[01:01.23]敌军士兵走到做以前
[01:03.60]抬高屁股
[01:05.10]
[01:05.82]他的屁股刚挨着座椅
[01:07.80]只听砰的一声就弹飞了
[01:10.95]
[01:11.73]这座椅也太厉害了
[01:14.07]敌兵竟然冲破房顶
[01:16.38]被弹出了司令部
[01:18.48]原来啊
[01:19.50]大头兵搬来这个座椅
[01:21.54]是个经过改装的弹射座椅
[01:24.66]
[01:33.63]这招真灵
[01:35.16]
[01:41.84]大头兵所在的军营要跟敌人打一场硬仗
[01:46.25]
[01:46.88]开战前
[01:47.87]连长手里拿着炒菜勺对士兵们说
[01:51.47]
[01:52.37]为了鼓舞士气
[01:53.93]我亲自给你们做饭
[01:55.82]
[01:56.96]连长亲自做饭
[01:58.73]
[01:59.33]士兵们都觉得稀奇
[02:01.91]只见连长动作娴熟极了
[02:04.40]一手拿着炒菜勺
[02:05.99]一手拿起盐罐子往菜锅里撒
[02:10.04]饭做好
[02:11.12]士兵们开始吃
[02:12.83]这菜炒的太咸啦
[02:14.78]一个士兵小声抱怨道
[02:17.21]
[02:18.06]大头兵和其他战友听了纷纷点头
[02:21.90]菜确实太闲了
[02:24.09]
[02:24.84]士兵们都非常渴
[02:26.76]可是一看行军水壶
[02:28.59]里面竟然一滴水都没有
[02:31.14]大头兵嘀咕道
[02:32.61]
[02:33.18]渴死了
[02:34.26]水壶里也不给灌水
[02:36.30]
[02:37.91]这个时候
[02:38.96]连长对大家说
[02:40.64]
[02:42.22]敌人阵地上有口井
[02:44.80]冲上去就有水喝
[02:47.32]
[02:48.45]士兵们实在是太渴了
[02:50.76]拿起装备就开始主动进攻敌人
[02:54.00]
[02:55.35]冲啊啊
[02:58.17]
[02:59.37]他们干劲十足
[03:00.90]在战场上勇往直前
[03:03.33]没多久就攻占了敌军阵地
[03:06.42]
[03:06.96]不过
[03:07.80]士兵们实在是太渴了
[03:10.05]赢了战斗
[03:11.07]马上来到敌军的水井边
[03:13.26]大口大口喝起水
[03:15.27]
[03:15.96]一旁的连长暗暗得意
[03:18.18]
[03:18.69]这招真灵
[03:20.19]不到一小时就把敌人阵地拿下了
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[03:32.60]无影手
[03:34.07]
[03:38.02]最近啊
[03:38.80]
[03:39.31]大头兵在苦苦修炼无影手
[03:42.34]
[03:43.09]每天他都会在空地上悬挂七八个空瓶子
[03:48.34]然后练习用手指击碎
[03:50.65]
[03:51.50]这天
[03:51.98]大头兵又在练习了
[03:54.08]
[03:55.01]哎
[03:56.42]
[03:58.31]大头兵一个动作下去
[04:00.17]竟然击碎了悬挂着的所有瓶子
[04:03.29]
[04:04.40]两秒钟
[04:05.51]我就切碎了所有的瓶子
[04:07.76]无影手练成了
[04:10.28]
[04:10.79]一旁拿着秒表计时的四眼看呆了
[04:14.24]大头兵真的只用了两秒钟
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[04:17.88]这天晚上
[04:19.11]军营里加餐
[04:20.67]大厨做了一桌子美味
[04:22.89]有烤鸡、麻婆豆腐、酸菜鱼等等
[04:26.85]士兵们都馋死了
[04:28.83]哇
[04:29.88]今天加餐这么多好菜
[04:31.80]嗯嗯
[04:33.54]
[04:34.72]大家纷纷就座
[04:36.43]拿起筷子要开吃
[04:38.95]可就在这时
[04:40.33]神奇的一幕发生了
[04:42.37]
[04:43.15]大头兵一手拿筷子
[04:45.10]一手拿汤勺
[04:46.51]胳膊跟安了电动马达一样
[04:49.21]飞快地夹菜舀汤
[04:51.76]没多久
[04:52.75]一桌子菜全被大头兵吃完了
[04:55.57]
[04:57.67]一旁的四眼彻底蒙了
[05:00.22]不到十秒
[05:01.81]这么多菜就进了他的肚子啊
[05:04.09]我们哥儿俩还没吃呢
[05:06.31]虎英所用在这儿啦