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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:02.00]大投标
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[00:07.29]劲儿用大了
[00:09.00]
[00:17.44]大头兵在连硬气功
[00:19.57]想给战友表演一下
[00:21.52]只见她拿出一块砖头
[00:23.80]双手一使劲
[00:24.94]
[00:25.54]砖头竟然被捏碎了
[00:27.22]
[00:27.79]战友看呆了
[00:29.14]
[00:29.80]哇
[00:30.82]生生把一块砖头捏碎了
[00:32.74]他的硬气功真厉害
[00:34.54]得到战友的夸奖
[00:36.10]大头兵信心十足
[00:37.93]百米冲刺的跑向敌军军营
[00:40.81]
[00:41.47]硬气功练成了
[00:43.36]去给敌人点厉害尝尝
[00:45.52]
[00:49.20]这边两个敌军士兵正在巡逻
[00:52.47]看到气势汹汹的大头兵
[00:54.36]吓了一跳
[00:55.80]只见大头兵一个箭步上来
[00:57.96]握住敌人的步枪
[00:59.67]咔嚓
[01:00.84]步枪被大头笔捏断了啊
[01:03.78]敌军慌了神
[01:05.04]转身就跑
[01:05.94]
[01:07.70]第二天
[01:08.84]连长知道了这件事
[01:10.49]找到大头兵
[01:12.74]祝贺你立了大功
[01:15.05]
[01:16.32]两人要握手
[01:17.94]这时悲剧的一幕发生了
[01:20.85]大头兵竟然把连长的手给握骨折了
[01:24.36]
[01:24.87]我只用了一点儿劲儿
[01:26.85]没想到
[01:28.20]
[01:28.81]大头兵这硬气功真是厉害
[01:32.11]
[01:40.35]以貌取人
[01:41.97]
[01:44.63]连长给大头兵派了个任务
[01:47.30]
[01:48.23]抓个敌人军官回来
[01:50.12]了解一下敌人的军事部署
[01:52.73]
[01:54.02]大头兵来到敌军军营附近
[01:56.54]潜伏在草丛里
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[01:58.61]这时
[01:59.54]一个敌军士兵吹着口哨悠闲地走了过来
[02:03.20]
[02:04.07]大头兵暗中打量着
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[02:06.77]这家伙胖乎乎的
[02:08.42]像个当官的
[02:09.41]
[02:10.19]一长得胖的就一定是当官的吗
[02:13.97]
[02:15.11]大头兵一个箭步冲了过去
[02:17.27]啪
[02:18.32]一枪杆子就把敌军胖子给打得眼冒金星
[02:22.37]
[02:23.69]大头兵把敌军胖子押回军营
[02:26.63]连长亲自审问这个敌兵
[02:28.73]
[02:29.33]说说你们那边的情况
[02:31.49]呃
[02:32.24]早餐吃油条
[02:33.29]呃
[02:33.62]午餐吃包子
[02:34.64]晚餐吃馅饼
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[02:36.73]连长一听火大了
[02:38.77]对着大头兵训斥道
[02:40.72]抓个厨子回来有啥用
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[02:43.17]原来啊
[02:44.43]大头兵以为长得胖的就是当官儿的
[02:48.36]错把敌军的厨子给抓了回来
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[02:58.44]瓜皮武器
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[03:03.38]M 星球上正在进行着一场激烈的战斗
[03:08.00]不远处的山头上
[03:09.71]几个士兵吃西瓜正吃的香
[03:12.41]
[03:12.92]原来是大头兵和两个战友
[03:15.74]他们可真悠闲
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[03:17.72]放开肚子吃西瓜
[03:19.25]一会儿再去收拾他们
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[03:21.86]等他们把西瓜都吃光了
[03:24.05]开始往山下丢西瓜皮
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[03:27.86]敌军就在山下面准备强攻上来诶
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[03:33.90]山路上的西瓜皮简直太多了
[03:37.11]敌军士兵走路老是打滑
[03:39.66]一个个摔的是东倒西歪
[03:42.60]无奈
[03:43.56]一个敌兵跑回去跟长官汇报
[03:46.38]报告长官
[03:47.34]满山坡都是西瓜皮
[03:48.84]弟兄们划得都站不稳
[03:50.40]根本攻不上去