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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:01.97]大投标
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[00:07.22]枕头大战
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[00:13.32]大头兵所在的军营每天都会进行体能训练
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[00:18.18]这不
[00:19.20]士兵们正在进行十公里越野
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[00:23.55]十公里越野真累人啊
[00:26.46]
[00:27.49]在一旁带兵的连长看了
[00:29.71]心想
[00:30.46]
[00:31.06]最近士兵压力有点大
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[00:34.27]得想办法给大家减减压
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[00:37.91]连长向战友说了这件事
[00:40.64]战友出主意说
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[00:43.01]让士兵们打枕头大战
[00:44.66]既能减压
[00:45.41]还能增进团结
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[00:47.69]连长觉得这个主意不错
[00:50.51]于是下午就召齐所有士兵
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[00:54.38]今天下午
[00:55.55]全连进行枕头大战
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[00:58.57]到了下午
[00:59.80]士兵们都兴奋极了
[01:02.14]纷纷从寝室里拿出自己的枕头
[01:05.26]互相玩闹起来
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[01:07.54]嘿嘿
[01:08.14]看着枕头出击
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[01:11.68]丫丫
[01:12.91]看我的
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[01:15.42]就在大家玩得开心时
[01:17.61]忽然传来一声惨叫
[01:20.01]啊
[01:21.18]接着惨叫不断
[01:23.58]啊
[01:24.09]我的头
[01:24.69]呃
[01:25.23]谁砸我枕头
[01:27.21]大战结束后
[01:28.56]几个士兵脑袋都被砸出了大包
[01:31.65]有的还被砸破
[01:33.42]缠上了白色的绷带
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[01:35.82]连长纳闷极了
[01:37.62]于是就把枕头一个一个剪开
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[01:41.04]忽然
[01:41.88]一个硬邦邦的东西从枕头里滚了出来
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[01:46.24]枕头里居然有砖头
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[01:58.32]呼声震天
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[02:03.12]大头兵所在的军营要跟敌军展开一场较量
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[02:08.19]开战前
[02:09.24]大头兵跟四眼躲在一排沙袋后面
[02:12.57]手拿望远镜观察着敌军的动向
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[02:17.31]就在这时
[02:18.69]不远处传来一阵轰隆隆轰隆隆的声音
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[02:23.49]四眼机井的对大头兵说
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[02:26.66]听听啥声音
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[02:29.74]大头兵趴在地上仔细听了起来
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[02:33.40]哎
[02:34.24]快准备反坦克火箭筒
[02:36.70]听声音像重型坦克
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[02:39.48]两人马上进入战斗状态
[02:41.94]可就在这时
[02:43.14]大头兵回头一看
[02:45.30]呆胖躺在地上睡得正香
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[02:48.33]呼噜打得震天响
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[02:52.02]哎
[02:52.95]别忙活了
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[02:54.18]葫芦笙
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[03:05.02]防不胜防
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[03:09.83]大头兵去刺探敌军情况
[03:12.53]被侦察兵发现了
[03:14.21]穷追不舍
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[03:16.04]大头兵边跑边向身后的敌人甩出三个飞刀
[03:20.30]嗖嗖
[03:21.29]
[03:22.50]敌军士兵伸出两个剪刀手指头一夹
[03:26.34]轻而易举就接住了飞刀
[03:28.74]毫发无伤
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[03:30.82]嘿嘿嘿
[03:31.69]小菜一碟儿回到军营
[03:34.30]大头兵陷入了沉思
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[03:37.26]嗯
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[03:38.73]居然破了我的飞刀阵
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[03:41.25]得想个法子
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[03:44.76]第二天
[03:45.54]大头兵假装去刺探敌军军营的情况
[03:49.26]果真又被侦察兵发现了
[03:51.48]穷追不舍
[03:53.30]哈哈
[03:54.20]又是你
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[03:55.83]大头兵边跑边向身后的敌人甩出三个飞刀
[03:59.94]嗖嗖
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[04:01.50]敌军士兵以为这是故伎重施
[04:04.65]于是伸手要去接飞刀
[04:07.05]可是刚接住飞刀啊
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[04:10.23]这是怎么回事啊
[04:12.24]飞刀长按了铁刺
[04:13.89]哼哼
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[04:16.84]敌军侦察兵回到军营
[04:19.27]双手被缠上了厚厚的绷带
[04:22.24]原来啊
[04:23.41]大头兵为了报复敌人
[04:25.21]在自己的飞刀上焊上了密密麻麻的铁刺
[04:29.20]敌军侦察兵用手接飞刀
[04:31.45]结果手被刺伤了J 真是防不胜防