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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:01.99]大投标
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[00:07.89]弄出响动
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[00:13.34]这天
[00:14.33]连长把大头兵叫到跟前说
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[00:18.46]你去偷敌人的布防图
[00:20.65]这是无声手枪
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[00:22.68]穿这鞋没声音
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[00:25.53]好的店长
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[00:27.31]大头兵角川连长给的无声鞋
[00:30.31]手握无声手枪
[00:32.17]悄无声息的来到敌军的营地
[00:35.32]他顺利地走进放布防图的房间
[00:37.87]
[00:38.47]看守布防图的敌军士兵正趴在办公桌上睡觉
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[00:42.76]大头兵小心翼翼地打开桌子旁的保险柜
[00:46.75]布防图就在里面
[00:48.76]
[00:49.36]可这时大头兵放了一个闷屁
[00:53.84]敌军士兵被惊醒了啊
[00:56.93]小偷
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[00:58.22]大头兵吓得拔腿就跑
[01:00.38]敌军士兵在后面穷追不舍
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[01:03.83]眼看着要到手的布防图没了
[01:05.99]大头兵垂头丧气地回到军营
[01:09.20]连长生气极了
[01:11.03]这么重要的布防图
[01:12.71]让你一个屁毁了
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[01:22.24]吹错了号
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[01:28.69]哦
[01:29.44]司号兵负伤了
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[01:31.66]大头兵所在的军营跟敌军了一场激烈的战斗
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[01:37.00]负责吹冲锋号的司号兵被子弹击中了
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[01:41.05]一旁的连长着急了
[01:42.91]这可怎么办
[01:44.29]没有人吹冲锋号
[01:45.73]士兵的士气会大减
[01:47.35]
[01:47.86]于是连长找到大头兵
[01:50.68]你去吹冲锋号
[01:52.46]是
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[01:53.64]大头兵嘴上答应了
[01:55.65]可心里一点底都没有
[01:57.51]我不会吹封号啊
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[02:00.96]要不就将就着追啊
[02:05.88]
[02:07.83]大头兵吹完号
[02:09.33]神奇的一幕发生了
[02:10.74]
[02:11.28]原本冲锋陷阵的战士们竟然抱着步枪一个个躺在地上睡醒了
[02:16.80]大叫连长纳闷了
[02:19.80]怎么不去冲锋
[02:21.39]都睡着了
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[02:22.94]当他听到大头兵吹的号声
[02:25.13]简直气炸了
[02:27.17]谁让你吹熄灯号
[02:29.00]
[02:29.88]原来大头兵吹的竟然是晚上熄灯睡觉的毫升
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[02:41.16]害人害己
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[02:47.34]军队里要举办军姿大赛
[02:50.25]获胜者奖励100个巧克力饼
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[02:53.61]巧克力饼可是大头兵最喜欢的食物
[02:56.88]他在心里琢磨着怎么才能获胜
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[03:01.40]这时
[03:02.21]四眼走了过来
[03:03.65]指着正在站岗的士兵说
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[03:06.38]这位是你的强劲对手啊
[03:08.36]站了两个钟头
[03:09.29]一动不动
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[03:10.84]大头兵一听来劲儿了
[03:13.69]我一定要把巧克力饼弄到手
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[03:17.54]可他要怎么做呢
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[03:20.06]大头兵不愧是足智多谋
[03:22.67]脑子里立马有了好主意
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[03:25.46]他跟四眼叽里咕噜说了一通
[03:28.28]拿来一瓶喷雾
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[03:30.53]这个香味儿是马蜂最喜欢的
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[03:34.82]他这是打算做什么呢
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[03:38.57]到了晚上
[03:39.74]大头兵悄悄翻进对手的寝室
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[03:43.07]对手躺在床上睡得正香
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[03:46.34]大头兵手拿喷雾蹑手蹑脚的走到对手床边
[03:51.20]他将喷雾喷在了对手的军服上
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[03:56.33]第二天
[03:57.35]站军姿比赛开始了
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[03:59.84]连长手拿计时器喊道
[04:02.72]比赛开始了
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[04:05.11]大头兵和对手士兵扛着枪站的笔挺
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[04:09.22]就在这时
[04:10.42]一群马蜂飞了过来
[04:12.61]将对手团团围住
[04:14.65]对手吓得原地跳来跳去
[04:17.32]啊诶啊
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[04:20.04]对手被马蜂蜇了
[04:21.90]大头兵暗暗得意
[04:23.97]没想到几只马蜂飞到了大头兵的手上
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[04:27.99]哎呀
[04:29.01]王乐洗手
[04:30.03]马蜂蛰手啦
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[04:31.80]本来想耍点花赢过对手
[04:34.20]没想到害了自己
[04:36.42]大头兵这就叫害人害己