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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:02.02]大投标
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[00:07.48]悲催的专家
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[00:14.12]这天
[00:15.08]部队里搞科研的专家拿着一张照骗来找连长地圈先请来的武器专家十分了得
[00:24.14]能研发大规模杀伤性武器
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[00:28.02]连长一听
[00:28.98]感觉不妙
[00:30.06]马上给博士打电话
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[00:33.66]博士
[00:34.47]你得赶紧想办法
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[00:37.18]没一会儿
[00:38.14]博士就火速赶来
[00:39.88]他拿出一个手提箱说
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[00:42.49]别急
[00:43.72]这事一时
[00:44.38]传送器可以用它清除敌方武器
[00:47.44]专家的知识储备让大头兵带着他去
[00:50.47]
[00:51.25]接着他又一样一样拿出其他宝贝
[00:54.91]只能西服
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[00:56.89]只能帽子
[00:58.18]
[00:58.99]只能军靴
[01:00.16]额手表遥控器
[01:02.71]用它可以遥控西服、帽子、靴子
[01:06.61]这是说明书
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[01:08.47]连长在一旁看呆了
[01:10.45]大头兵负责执行这次任务
[01:12.82]他把智能衣服一件一件都穿戴好
[01:16.18]然后提着博士给他手提箱便出发了
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[01:20.31]祝你马到成功
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[01:23.30]很快
[01:24.08]大头兵来到了敌军军营门口
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[01:27.56]有哨兵进不去呀
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[01:30.89]先用智能帽子给他喷点儿糊涂喷雾
[01:34.79]
[01:35.69]敌军哨兵被喷完昏昏欲睡
[01:39.26]大头兵偷偷一笑
[01:40.91]溜了进去
[01:42.17]太糊涂了
[01:43.34]我就可以进去啦
[01:45.29]
[01:46.25]大头兵走到一栋大楼前站住了
[01:49.16]车内线说
[01:50.51]敌人的武器专家就住在这栋楼里
[01:54.02]站住干什么呢
[01:55.64]忽然
[01:56.33]一个敌兵举着手枪走了过来
[01:58.91]大头兵心里暗叫不妙
[02:01.31]哇
[02:02.06]是流动少
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[02:03.68]用多功能智能领带收拾他
[02:06.17]
[02:06.92]大头兵按了一下手腕上的按钮
[02:09.77]啪的一下
[02:10.97]领带抽象敌兵
[02:12.74]敌兵直接就被打晕了
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[02:14.99]大头兵走进大楼
[02:17.18]028
[02:18.65]他就住这间房
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[02:21.20]大头兵敲了敲门
[02:22.91]趁着敌军专家打开房门的间隙
[02:25.52]大头兵又按下了手腕上的按钮
[02:28.28]它的帽子里猛地弹出一个锤子
[02:30.71]哎呀
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[02:32.18]当的一声
[02:33.20]敌军专家就被敲晕了
[02:35.42]呃
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[02:37.56]大头兵把敌军专家拖上床
[02:40.26]然后打开手提箱
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[02:42.45]这可是博士发明的意识传输器
[02:45.36]可以清除敌方武器专家脑子里的知识储备
[02:48.72]先给他洗脑
[02:50.49]然后把猪的思维习性输给他
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[02:54.84]搞定手工大头兵快速走出大楼
[02:59.70]又被喊住了
[03:01.08]站住啊
[03:03.00]又碰上流动少啦
[03:05.07]这可难不倒大头兵
[03:07.05]他把西服外套脱了说
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[03:10.61]兄弟
[03:11.45]行个方便
[03:12.83]这件名牌西服送给你
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[03:15.48]敌军哨兵觉得很稀罕
[03:17.70]马上就套上了
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[03:20.07]嘿
[03:20.58]还挺合身
[03:21.87]按缩小按钮
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[03:24.42]瞬间套在敌军哨兵身上的西服变小了
[03:28.35]紧紧箍在哨兵身上
[03:30.24]哎呀
[03:30.84]西服怎么变小啦
[03:32.22]我被绑住了
[03:33.06]动不了了
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[03:34.88]大头兵趁机开溜
[03:36.80]跑啊跑跑啊跑
[03:39.44]一堵墙挡在了大头兵眼前
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[03:42.68]墙那边就是军营
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[03:45.35]YJ 堵墙上有电网
[03:47.81]很难越过呀
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[03:50.42]有了
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[03:51.92]按一下腾飞按扭
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[03:55.73]大头兵按了下手表上的按钮
[03:58.16]马上靴子上喷出一股气
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[04:06.19]轰的一下
[04:07.51]大头兵就飞了起来
[04:09.46]飞到院墙外
[04:10.54]再按快速行驶按钮
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[04:15.01]哇
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[04:16.24]非常快
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[04:18.01]一会儿工夫
[04:19.09]大头兵就回到了连长办公室
[04:21.61]圆满完成任务
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[04:26.52]与此同时
[04:27.87]在敌军军营里发生了诡异的一幕
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[04:32.19]敌军专家狼吞虎咽的吃着大饼
[04:35.16]吃完倒头就睡
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[04:38.13]敌兵们都诧异极了
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[04:42.42]这武器专家怎么除了吃就是睡
[04:46.26]更奇怪的是
[04:47.55]隔三差五
[04:48.66]敌军专家还会爬到猪圈里跟猪一起拱着玩儿
[04:53.37]还喜欢和猪在一起啊
[04:55.95]于是
[04:56.64]一个士兵把这件事告诉了敌军司令官
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[05:00.64]专家被洗脑啦
[05:01.84]还被输入了猪的习性
[05:04.09]司令官一听
[05:05.44]气的是暴跳如雷啊