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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:01.99]大投标
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[00:07.48]一枪打撒
[00:09.10]
[00:12.24]在一排沙袋后面
[00:14.10]大头兵拿着望远镜侦察着前方敌情
[00:18.39]忽然
[00:19.32]他看到不远处有三个敌军士兵走了过来
[00:23.04]大头兵拿出子弹
[00:24.45]
[00:25.93]来了三个地屏
[00:27.31]
[00:27.88]可只剩一颗子弹啦
[00:29.74]
[00:30.43]它灵机一动
[00:31.87]从沙袋后面走出来
[00:34.12]在地上放了三张钞票
[00:36.19]整整齐齐地排成一列
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[00:39.59]嗯
[00:41.03]得让他们站成一列
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[00:44.21]没多久
[00:45.20]敌军士兵来了
[00:46.88]一看到地上的钞票
[00:48.50]他们兴奋的眼珠子都突出来了
[00:51.26]纷纷跑上前去捡
[00:53.30]因为地上的钞票排成了一列
[00:55.91]敌军士兵剪的时候也排成了一列
[00:59.00]躲在沙袋后面的大头兵趁机开枪啊
[01:04.19]
[01:05.53]就这样
[01:06.67]大头兵只用一颗子弹就解决了三个敌军士兵
[01:11.80]这就叫一枪打撒
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[01:19.13]拔不出枪
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[01:24.42]一大早
[01:25.47]连长召集了所有士兵
[01:27.75]郑重的说
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[01:29.82]明天全连用橡皮子弹进行决斗
[01:33.36]是对社获胜者有重奖
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[01:37.44]这个比赛两人一组
[01:39.66]抽签决定对手
[01:41.10]
[01:41.64]一个士兵拿着抽到的纸条
[01:44.67]自信地对大头兵说
[01:47.28]我抽的签
[01:48.21]对手是你
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[01:50.64]晚上
[01:51.66]大头兵坐在桌子前思考起来
[01:54.63]
[01:55.20]这家伙可是有名的快枪手
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[01:59.40]得想个办法
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[02:03.64]第二天对决是射击赛开始了
[02:06.88]很快就轮到了大头兵
[02:09.01]
[02:09.52]大头兵一副信心十足的样子
[02:12.64]预备开始
[02:13.81]
[02:14.95]裁判刚喊完
[02:16.51]大头兵已经把对手给击倒了
[02:19.75]
[02:21.13]他是怎么做到出枪速度比这个快枪手还快
[02:25.21]
[02:26.36]只见被击倒的士兵蹲坐在地上
[02:29.57]使劲儿拔着枪套里的手枪
[02:31.91]嘴里嘀咕着
[02:33.20]
[02:34.07]谁往我的枪套里灌了胶水
[02:35.99]枪都拔不出来了
[02:37.10]
[02:45.73]误导司机
[02:47.71]
[02:50.96]办公室里
[02:52.28]连长找大头兵有事儿
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[02:55.43]大头兵
[02:56.84]
[02:57.50]大头兵大
[02:59.81]听到连长的声音
[03:01.37]大头兵急忙跑到了办公室
[03:04.25]连长黑着脸喝叱道
[03:06.71]
[03:07.78]回答个到都有气无力
[03:09.85]
[03:10.51]却对着墙喊100次刀
[03:13.24]
[03:15.04]大头兵来到院子里
[03:16.84]对着墙老老实实地喊
[03:19.54]倒倒倒倒倒倒倒倒
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[03:26.74]轰隆隆
[03:28.15]就在这时
[03:29.41]大头兵面前的墙壁竟然倒塌了
[03:32.68]
[03:33.31]紧接着
[03:34.30]一辆小轿车到了进来
[03:36.28]
[03:36.79]司机打开车门
[03:38.38]怒气冲冲的对着大头兵喊
[03:40.84]
[03:41.38]你咋一个劲儿的喊道
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[03:44.48]原来司机正在强那边倒车
[03:47.75]听到大头兵的声音
[03:49.40]以为是在指挥自己
[03:51.65]结果把墙给撞倒了