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[00:00.00]本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:02.02]大投标
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[00:06.54]洋葱降敌
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[00:11.02]在一个寂静的晚上
[00:13.12]敌军司令官带着一队士兵打算进行一场偷袭行动
[00:19.15]
[00:21.40]密报说
[00:23.05]敌人没胆
[00:23.86]要拉重建敌营
[00:26.41]活捉他们
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[00:29.65]与此同时
[00:31.00]在大头兵他们军营里
[00:33.04]一个士兵站在军营的T 望台上
[00:36.52]拿着望远镜向远处观察
[00:39.13]
[00:40.63]当隐隐约约看到敌军的身影时
[00:44.02]他吓得赶紧去找连长
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[00:48.16]连长
[00:48.88]一对敌人来偷袭我们
[00:50.44]连长一听慌了神
[00:52.57]马上把大头兵叫来商量对策
[00:55.78]
[00:56.70]我们的弹药用完了
[00:58.44]敌人来偷袭
[00:59.85]这可怎么办
[01:01.08]
[01:01.99]大头兵思索了一番
[01:04.09]来到仓库里
[01:05.62]只见里面放着一袋又一袋红红的洋葱
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[01:11.22]大头兵想到了一个好主意
[01:13.80]他对连长说
[01:15.36]赶紧发放防毒面具
[01:17.46]每人再发100克洋葱
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[01:19.92]于是
[01:20.67]连长拿起电话吩咐下去
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[01:25.81]快把防毒面具发下去
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[01:29.34]一会儿工夫
[01:30.78]士兵们就准备好了
[01:33.63]大家都带着防毒面具站在一个长桌前
[01:38.04]
[01:38.67]桌子上放满了洋葱
[01:41.19]连长一声令下
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[01:43.86]开学
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[01:45.36]当当当
[01:46.65]士兵们拿着刀快速切了起来
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[01:53.77]这个时候
[01:54.97]敌军司令官带着手下们已经来到了军营门口
[01:59.65]敌人没设岗哨
[02:01.87]快冲进去
[02:02.95]
[02:03.94]刚好大头兵他们已经切完洋葱
[02:07.81]纷纷从营房里撤了出去
[02:10.39]
[02:11.05]撤大头兵他们前脚刚离开
[02:16.12]敌兵们就涌进了营房
[02:18.73]
[02:19.24]因为营房的桌子上堆满了切好的洋葱片
[02:23.74]所以啊
[02:24.70]空气中弥漫着浓郁的刺激性气味儿
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[02:31.09]啊
[02:31.87]我的眼睛好了
[02:35.47]
[02:38.83]呛死了
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[02:42.37]赶紧关门
[02:43.84]潜伏在外面的大头兵和四眼趁机把营房大门给锁上
[02:49.21]
[02:51.35]敌兵们在里面眼睛被辣得泪流满面
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[02:56.27]纷纷拍打着大门
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[02:59.30]又过了一会儿
[03:00.65]敌兵们实在是受不了了
[03:03.47]一个个把手里的枪从窗户里扔了出来
[03:07.22]
[03:08.00]快开门
[03:09.26]落的受不了了
[03:11.09]我们投降
[03:13.05]就这样
[03:14.25]大头兵他们没有费一颗子弹就战胜了敌人
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[03:20.68]看着敌兵们一个个泪流满面的从营房里走出来
[03:25.75]
[03:26.29]大头兵忍不住偷偷笑起来
[03:29.80]哼哼