[ti:Take The Long Way Home]
[ar:Bloodhound Gang]
[al:Hooray For Boobies (Explicit V]
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[00:00.00]Take The Long Way Home - Bloodhound Gang
[00:24.64]Did you ever read voltaire's candide
[00:26.60]He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
[00:28.67]Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
[00:30.81]Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
[00:32.99]Highlights yes but don't underline 'em
[00:34.86]Just live for now like Gloria Steinem
[00:37.04]Life is like Marion Barry
[00:38.73]It's not all that it's cracked up to be
[00:40.88]Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
[00:42.80]Find the meaning of life is there is none
[00:45.02]It's twenty four hours when you call it a day
[00:47.14]Be Frank and say I did my way
[00:49.20]Don't give a flying nun no don't give a gidget
[00:51.23]Just have more fun than a well oiled midget
[00:52.78]If life were picture perfect you could frame it
[00:54.86]But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
[00:57.43]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[01:05.58]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[01:29.83]All born equal unless you're canadian
[01:31.87]Then halfway through decay like uranium
[01:34.31]You define what's death defying
[01:35.73]Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
[01:37.92]Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train
[01:39.92]Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane
[01:41.98]Have really good times doing really bad things
[01:44.11]'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
[01:46.09]Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
[01:48.14]It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
[01:50.16]But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
[01:52.29]Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
[01:54.22]Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
[01:56.20]Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
[01:58.34]Life is like a penis most people don't know it
[02:00.34]But most people suck so they usually blow it
[02:02.36]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:10.60]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[02:39.08]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:47.20]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home