You chop the top off a bottle, smooth out the edges and stick it on the little finger of your left hand. You sit down in a quiet place, in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of your life and you slide the bottle gently up and down the strings, searching, for that sound that turns your heart into caramel. At 3.00 in the morning you find it and your knees turn to jelly. The dog makes a perfect O with her lips and lets out small Ooo, sweet as a smoke ring. The cat slides off the TV and onto the floor without waking. You’ve discovered slide guitar. But that was years ago, and now, many years later, there is an album of smooth acoustic guitar, amdnolin and dobro tracks that carries a reco,,endation from the Aromatherapy manager at the Body Shop. This will chill you out, take you to other places, smooth out your wrinkles.